Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NuttyMinecraftSMP

funny, discussion, poll, nutting, question..

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!

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No Choice Land 1.21.2

Choice, Lyrics, facts, Cooking, dairy

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cheese tax experience ever! Forget about building, mining, or fighting mobs – the real challenge is paying the cheese tax every time you cook in the game. The cheese drawer will come looking for you, so be prepared to fork over that virtual cheddar! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate dairy dilemma. Don’t be a cheese coward, join now and embrace the madness!

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CraftyCreeper2075

Technology, Advancements, 2025, 2075, fashion

Join our Minecraft server and find out what people in 2075 will find utterly ridiculous about the year 2025! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling llamas and talking creepers who tell dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join our server now and be a part of Minecraft history!

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Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

ylyl, guild, hilarious, social media, internet culture

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

one-liners, dad style, corny, Puns, comedy

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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Dimensional Quests 1.20.5

Fandom, Anime, storytelling, Entertainment, dimensional

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a crazy isekai world where the only thing we make fun of is people who read isekai!

Imagine building your own isekai-inspired world while laughing at all those isekai fanatics out there. It’s like a double dose of insanity and hilarity all in one place!

Join us and let’s dive headfirst into this wacky isekai adventure together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next!

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JokeCraft: Laugh or Ban

Cultural differences, JokeCraft, Miscommunication., Recovery, sensitivity

Are you tired of telling lame jokes that make everyone cringe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Joke Recovery Zone” where you can redeem yourself and make everyone laugh hysterically!

Join us and experience the thrill of turning a bad joke into a legendary meme that will go down in Minecraft history. Our community is full of laughter and good vibes, so you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with your humor again.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate jokester of the Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe your next joke will be so funny, it’ll break the game itself!

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BabyBezosCraft

Offense, Social Interaction, Neighbour, Rude, joking

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

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BlockbusterLove Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, BlockBusterLove, Passion, adult humor, Drama

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers but with blocks! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. The admins are like wizards who can summon diamonds out of thin air. And the best part is, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s like a movie title that describes your sex life – totally unpredictable and full of surprises! So come join us and let’s build a world of chaos and laughter together!

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Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

societal norms, Isles, acceptance, personal growth, mental health

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

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