Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GovtVacayCraft

equity, work, satire, Government, humor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

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GalacticDinoAdventure 1.20.6

lighthearted, webcomic, Daily Life, comedy, light reading

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical land of balloons and unicorns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BAM, a giant balloon pops out of nowhere and carries you to a secret treasure island.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in Minecraft form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventure of your life. Just don’t forget your balloon helmet, things can get pretty wild around here.

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AwkwardComplimentCraft

UNCOMFORTABLE, Compliment, awkward, self esteem, quirky

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive the most awkward and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard! Imagine being told your block-placing skills are so on point, they make the Ender Dragon jealous. Or that your mining abilities are so epic, they make Steve himself want to trade pickaxes with you. Join our server for a non-stop stream of ridiculous compliments that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether and back!

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SillySocrates: “Minecraft SMP”

playful question, playful, Thought-provoking, historical figure question, hypothetical question

OMG, like join this epic Minecraft SMP cuz we have the most lit community everrrrrrrr. Like, we once had a creeper explode and drop diamonds instead of gunpowder, it was soooooo wild. And like, our server owner is actually a time traveler from the future who brings back rare items from different eras, like a diamond sword from King Arthur’s time or a enchanted bow from Cleopatra’s reign. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with zombie pigmen, it’s a blast. So come join us and be part of the most wackiest Minecraft SMP everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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ChattyCrittersMC

hypothetical scenarios, animal kingdom, anthropomorphism, Animal Behavior, annoying animals

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animals not only talk but also throw the sassiest shade you’ve ever heard! Picture this: a cow telling you your building skills are “utterly” terrible or a chicken clucking out the latest gossip in the village.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the infamous llama mafia, led by a llama named Larry who is always looking for new recruits. Join their gang and roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever you go.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground dance party hosted by the pigs. They sure know how to boogie down with their hooves in the air!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure with talking animals and crazy antics around every corner. Who knows what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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Blind Vision Minecraft 1.20.2

blind jokes, humor, inclusion, dating tips, funny

Lol join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like dating a blind chick – you never know what you’re gonna get!

It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!

You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!

Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?

Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!

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Super Dragon Land

comedy, Saiyan, Frieza, Favorite, Superpowers

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got pigs flying, zombies breakdancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha! It’s a madhouse up in here, but we love it! And guess what? Our favorite gag? The car! That’s right, we got cars in Minecraft now, zooming around like nobody’s business. So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for those dancing zombies, they’re a hoot! See you in the game, crazy gamers!

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HolyTrinitySMP

Unexpected Encounter, cultural stereotypes, humor, comedy, comedic setup

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

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SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

perspective, Traits, Psychology, relationships, Behavior

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Reddo Isekai Adventures 1.20.4

Bōkensha, isekai, Manga, Bonding, friendship

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, these two players on the server are like, totally bonding in a way that will make your mind explode with confusion and joy at the same time. It’s like watching a cat try to dance ballet, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server and witnessing the epic bond between these two players. It’s like a love story, but with pickaxes and creepers. Don’t miss out, bro!

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