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CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, CraftyBlockz, digital communication, digital humor, forum, funny, humor, humor website, internet culture, internet humor, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, online anonymity, Online Community, post, Server, social media, Thread, viral content

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and dancing llamas. They were crowned the King of the Llamas and rode into battle on a giant chicken. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2206
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Votes:	7702
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8709	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	254
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6469
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7178	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.