humor response – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Block and Roll

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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Endless Siege Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

“Endless Siege a friendly Christian whitelisted factions server where you compete to be number one with your friends or solo if you dare, will you be a force to be reckoned with or the servers underdog who will overthrow the others?” Endless Siege is a factions PVP server that is currently run by McCookieGamer, NeoNavin, and _The_Punisher. However, unlike most faction servers, we like to play things a little bit differently. Presently on the server, we have the option for players to buy weapons and a kit or they can have a chance to win them in the crates at spawn.And that’s not all. Players can place bounties on other players, they buy tickets in the lottery and risk it all, etc. Pretty neat, eh? Well, that’s only a little taste of what the staff have been working on, and they will continue to improve Endless Siege until it is the best that it can be.

198.50.254.77

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Aeternamc

Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Magic, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Townywars

We are a Civ Survival Multiplayer & light RP server based around Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. Survive and build yourself up in one of the many friendly towns or someday spread out and help grow your nation! Leave offerings and receive blessings in return from the Olympian Gods who help watch over the server and keep the community safe and engaged with fun events and dungeons.

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

aeterna.vervara.net

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Family Fun

Economy, PvE, Survival

This is DMontgomery’s new Minecraft 1.13.2 server with a brand new world and updated plugins.

PVP is only allowed in certain areas and /afk machines are not allowed. You will earn money and claimblocks while you play, and extra money from your jobs. Zombies aren’t aggressive toward villagers, just us.

There’s an Admin Store for hard-to-find items and rental houses to keep you safe while getting settled – use /rtp to find new areas. If you need help with redstone, farming, or gadgets, just ask – we love to help.

You can use /back, set 5 homes, hold 6 jobs, teleport your horses, sell your stuff, and vote for diamonds and money.

Our plugins include AreaShop, ChestShop, CoreProtect, Essentials, IronElevators, GriefPrevention, Jobs, RentAHorse, SilkSpawners, Stables, Vault, Votifier, WorldEdit, and WorldGuard.

Be nice, have fun, and help each other.

192.95.37.114:25620

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The Empire

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Empire is a Factions server compatible with 1.12+

The server primarily focuses on giving the players a unique and professional playing experience. We have many features to make us contrast from other servers.

Some of these features are huge head database, custom enchants, mob spawner progression, leaderboards, marriage, frequent events, player controlled economy and lots more!

Come check us out at 139.99.231.129:25565 or mc.theempireau.com

$10 Faction Top Prize!

139.99.231.129

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Domicraft network

2b2t, Active, Anarchy, Discord, Economy, Kit, Kit PvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

IP: mc.domicraft.mlStore: store.domicraft.mlDiscord: https://discord.gg/UydqUEX

We are a Spanish-speaking Network known by many people!You will be able to play different modalities with customized plugins, global rank purchases, and different very useful items not very common on other servers.

Our modalities:Survival: Will you be able to survive the evil ones by protecting your things with protection? Or are you afraid of them and prefer to use a plot? Will you be able to keep your clan alive and be the best clan? What is your type?Come in and find out!

Skyblock: You are alone in a void, you, your island and a few materials, will you be able to survive the dark void and the evils it hides?Come in and find out!

Kit-PvP: Enjoy clean pvp with your friends and other people in the arena, or if you have bad graphics (FPS) in the anti-lag arena.

mc.domicraft.ml

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LegendCraft

Skyblock

Currently featuring OP Skyblock, as the server progresses more game modes will become available. Welcome all!

192.169.44.5

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Synical Distance Gaming

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Synical Distance Gaming is a community-driven server for anyone to join! Constantly adding new ideas suggested by players. PVE Orientated but more options may come in the future!

Features: – Towny – Creative – Survival – SkyBlock – SkyGrid – Resource World – Slimefun – Economy – Friendly staff and players – Plus, big plans for the future with the help of you!

mc.syndg.org:26092

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Jackpot-mc

Anarchy, Faction Survival, GTA, Prison, PvP, Survival

This is JACKPOT-MC!

JACKPOT-MC! provides one of, if not THE BEST GTA server on Minecraft at the moment. With plenty to do like bank heists, robbing players, spraying down players with automatic weapons and more, the server is always popping with PLENTY of updates to come.

jackpotmc.com

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Imperio Land Mexico

Economy, KitPvP, Survival

Empire Land Mexico Server

Minecraft 1.8 server whose main theme is Survival with protections (Protection Stones), clans, economy based on killing hostile mobs. We are a small community and lately we lack users and we would appreciate it if you would give us an opportunity to get back on our feet and become a great server like we were a while ago. The server has already been in service for 5 years and has gone through several reboots (complete reset of the server) which caused user losses.

Note: Our community not only includes Minecraft but we have also expanded to get together to play other video games such as our Clash of Clans Clan. “AnlomaClan” level 12 and Royale “AnlomaClan”

s2.hosthorde.com:26083

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SerenityMC (BMMC Network)

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE

Multi-Server Bungee Community. Low latency servers with steady tps for players. play.bmmcnetwork.com | play.serenitymc.org. For issues registering e-mail [email protected]

7th Annual Halloween Town – https://www.bmmcnetwork.com/HalloweenTown/ Island World Sky Block Challenge (cash prizes) – https://www.bmmcnetwork.com/Sky-Island-Challenge/

Join our discord ( https://discord.gg/7zxTAN3 ) and check out our Streamer Friends on our website!

Updating to 1.20.x. New world generation current players can move existing active residence into new world.

All Servers 1.16.x Residence Connected Build Servers, Shops, Mines, Jobs, Quests and special items to find and make. (More items in progress, suggestions accepted.) Large Game server prize items can be brought in inventory to build worlds. Special items allowed in Bring your own items PVP.

See Web Page for current Events Many Events and Giveaways. Join Our Forums link on our Web Page.

play.serenitymc.org

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