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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

attractiveness, blockparty, disgust, emotions, Expressions, facial expressions, funny, funny gaming moments, funny quotes, Gamer Life, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming humor., gaming quotes, Girls, hatred, hug that gator, humor, humor quotes, Minecraft, playing this game, sarcasm, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t hug gators? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Our gators are the friendliest around and love a good cuddle.

But that’s not all! Ever wondered why girls look so attractive when they’re giving you the stink eye? Well, on our server, you’ll find out! Our players have mastered the art of looking attractive while radiating pure hatred and disgust. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

Join us for a wild ride filled with gator hugs and attractive glares. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? Come find out!

LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1649	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	5832
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

ocean.viper.works

CrystalCrafted

Factions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

185.57.188.243

Ptcl Gaming Lounge

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:

182.176.65.4:25565

182.176.65.4

MythicalCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Votes:	7595	Players Killed by Monsters:	2366
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

167.114.91.146

OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5889	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀

167.114.91.146

Infamous Servers

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2548
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Hello i am Bim63743 Owner Of Infamous-Servers We Are a New Server Series And Would Love to see you as A Part of us We Offer. -Skyblock -Creative -Survival -Hungergames -TNTRUN -And Much Much More

198.50.234.55

ithinkroks minecraft server

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Emeralds Found:	2083	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!

Are server also has different (old) worlds that you can look at. See what old players, and current, have created in the past!

I hope you enjoy the sever and bring your friends to play!

mc.ithinkrok.com

North-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6247
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.

We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers: – Survival (whitelisted) – Skyblock (unwhitelisted) – Creative (unwhitelisted) – Prison (Coming Soon)

We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.

IP: vanilla.north-craft.com

vanilla.north-craft.com

MineSplit Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

MineSplit is currently OP Factions. Some of our features include:

[+] Very well configured [+] Custom [+] Rankings [+] 4 Daily KOTHs [+] Events [+] Airdrops [+] Coinflip [+] Jackpot [+] Cosmic Custom Enchantments [+] Weekly updates

Store: http://store.minesplit.com Discord: http://discord.minesplit.com

play.minesplit.com

Gravity Prison

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6399
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Gravity Prison is an amazing OP Prison server and its one of the best. We have the best plugins for a OP Prison server and the owner is always adding more. The players and staff are very friendly and would make you have the greatest time on this server!

gravityprison.com