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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

attractiveness, blockparty, disgust, emotions, Expressions, facial expressions, funny, funny gaming moments, funny quotes, Gamer Life, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming humor., gaming quotes, Girls, hatred, hug that gator, humor, humor quotes, Minecraft, playing this game, sarcasm, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Divine Spears Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t hug gators? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Our gators are the friendliest around and love a good cuddle.

But that’s not all! Ever wondered why girls look so attractive when they’re giving you the stink eye? Well, on our server, you’ll find out! Our players have mastered the art of looking attractive while radiating pure hatred and disgust. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

Join us for a wild ride filled with gator hugs and attractive glares. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? Come find out!

LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, daily struggles, Entertaining, everyday, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, humor quotes, Humorist, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, Life, lmao, lmaoooo, Minecraft, mood, relatable, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5437
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Potions Brewed:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

eisernerorden.de

Craftacia

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

This was founded so that friends from our old server could come together and once again have a blast! I started this new one with the same ideals as the old. We hold true to being friendly and respectful to all players. If however, a player chooses to be ignorant and disrespectful, our staff and Admin will take care of it. We hope that players find the server fun, safe from spammers and griefers. The plugins of the server help to deter griefers, as well as roll their damage back if one were to do so.

192.99.221.226

FayzePvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

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185.28.188.161

Minevolt Network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5697
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

A Unique Towny Server with many fun plugins! Good family server with friendly staff thats always there to help Donation ranks with awesome perks! we have Towny, Jobs, McMMO and awesome stuff that will provide you with an awesome time!

Battle monsters in various MobArenas set up throughout the world, challenge others in open world PvP, Battle others in PvP minigames, ride EnderDragons, Set up Mob-free, PvP-Free Towns with Towny commands, Catch Mobs with Chicken Eggs and turn them into spawn eggs, Catch Mobs with Leashes and Train them to become awesome bodyguards, Create NPCs in your towns, open up Playershops, and MORE! Theres so much to do at MyekaanCraft youll find something new everyday.

All of this crammed into a Survival server, able to access with a Vanilla Minecraft Client!

Hope to see you soon!

Plugins installed on server: Essentials, Dynmap, Towny, McMMO, McJobs, InfernalMobs, MobArena, PvPArena, DragonTravel, EchoPet, MyPet, Citizens, Denizen, HyperConomy, MORE

minevolt.net

LoneWolves Network

Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1191

We are a 24/7 Factions and Prison server and strive to be a community that is friendly, competitive, and helpful! With a lot of in-game features new and old, a forum, teamspeak, and more! What are you waiting for? Come join the fun today! IP: lonewolves.net Lonewolves is hosted on a dedicated server, we love being lag free.

lonewolves.net

NewBlockEnvy

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

A 1.8 Minecraft server that has Survival/PVE/Creative Players will receive a simple starter kit. We also have Precious Stones for players to protect their homes.

No griefing. No hacking. Be respectful. Have fun!

167.114.102.176:25593

Quick Network

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Quick Network is a small, community based survival server. We wish to grow our community and populate the server. We are very welcoming to all new players! So join today!

66.85.149.210

Paradox Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Paradox Factions is a brand new server with experienced staff. We strive to create the best possible Faction PVP server. We have PVP Tag. Ender Chests are disabled. Kits are used, to ensure loyalty to the server. We are positive you will have an amazing time on this server!

23.94.121.8

World of Starknight | Economy Modern City | MCMMO Economy SMP | Roleplay | Storymode | Quests

Apocalypse, Citybuild, Economy, MCMMO, Plots, Roleplay, Story, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The World of Starknight celebrates 11 years!

We started our journey in 2012 on Xbox 360 building a grand city on just a single player world! Since then we have expanded with an economy, stories, quests, survival, and much more!

We offer:

🏢 A vast modern city with a story mode, quests, economy, properties for you to buy, sell, rent, 11 years of lore for you to discover and explore and much more!Our city server uses a custom texture pack consider downloading it here: WOSK Builders Pack

⚔️ MCMMO economy survival with gold shovel claiming system. Rank up as you play and earn rewards such as money and crate keys to enhance your play through, but be wary of other players as pvp is a driving factor!

💡 If you’re a creative builder we’re always looking for people to help us on our projects of building cities and expanding our server, but if you’re just a casual builder we also offer plots for you to go wild!

❗️ Build battles and other mini games coming soon! If you have a suggestion for what we should add to the server add a comment below or reach out to us on discord!

🎮 WOSK is a cross platform server!If you wish to join on bedrock simply add the server in the servers tab if you are on PC or Mobile

Or if you are on consoles add starknight2002 as a friend and find the server in the friends joinable tab

IP: wosk.revivehost.netPort: 2285

We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins! If you’re interested in joining the team reach out to us on discord!

And always remember… Who is Starknight?

wosk.revivehost.net

GlowStoneCity

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to GlowStoneCity. GlowStoneCity is a new server that comes with op factions. PVP and more. Raiding, Greifing and scamming is allowed.

mc.glowstonecity.net