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UnfunnyComicHater69

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CreeperCupid

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, body odor, Communication, CreeperCupid, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Manners, Negativity, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn off

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you blocky lovebirds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your Minecraft soulmate while battling hordes of zombies together. Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to shed a tear at the sight of our players falling in love.

Forget about awkward small talk and boring dinners, on our server, you can impress your date by building them a pixelated castle or taking them on a romantic boat ride down our virtual rivers. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift your date a diamond sword?

So if you’re tired of swiping left and right in the real world, come join us and swipe up to a whole new level of love and adventure in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy, blocky world!

BlockyBrawl: Masked Mayhem in West Bank

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can join a crazy riot in the West Bank but instead of getting shot dead, you respawn and keep rioting! It’s like a never-ending party where you can throw virtual rocks and build virtual barricades. Plus, you can wear cool masks and pretend to be an Israeli or a Palestinian, whichever floats your boat. Join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	307164

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	658803	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

ConfusedByRedstone – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	140
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2043
Void Gems Collected:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!

Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).

CraftingFails

biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.

BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!