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Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MoonPortalMadness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

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The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

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New 1.21 map!
LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

SERVER INFORMATION
We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

3. How can I travel on the server?

There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

4. Is there an economy on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1414	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Villages Defended:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

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FAQ

1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

3. How can I travel on the server?

4. Is there an economy on the server?

5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2357
Enchantments Applied:	160	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2515	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4794	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Items Found:	5792
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10