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StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

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Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9379

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Ores Mined:	7122	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2779	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5009	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	9611	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6629
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

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