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NoTol3r8!

annoyances, deal breakers, DISLIKES, Frustrations, intolerance, irritations, NoTol3r8, Pet Peeves, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that I abhor, things that I can’t stand, things that I cannot abide, things that I despise, things that I detest, things that I find intolerable, things that I loathe, things that I refuse to tolerate, things that make me angry, unacceptable behavior, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Congress, controversy, CraftyZelensky, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gop, Government, Impeachment, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, president, Server, summit, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine assistance, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

#cyberattacks, administrative, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, financial institutions, Government, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, national security, russia, russian military, Servers, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

agricultural waste, alternative fuel, Aviation (Industry), biofuel, carbon emissions, cleaner fuel, Corn, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Fuel, Fun, green energy, Jet, jet engines, lignin-based jet fuel, renewable energy, renewable resources, sustainable aviation fuels, Sustainable development, sustainable innovation, sustainable jet fuel, sustainable technology, US scientists

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	736	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Votes:	1271	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Magic Items Found:	2438
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!