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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are definitely the best, or perhaps the worst, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless Nightmares Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control Minigames Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky Blasphemy Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming Cows Farm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the mysteries of your own mind!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • God Save The Queen Realm

    God Save The Queen Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW: The Greatest Minecraft Server You Never Knew Existed (or did you?)

    Welcome to the upside-down world where blocks breathe and the nether sings! This server, possibly named “The Echoing Paradox”, is the most exceptional chaos your reality has ever dimly perceived. Or is it the worst? Are YOU even real? Come find out! Forget the laws of physics; in this place, pigs fly and diamonds are made of spaghetti. We’ll twist your mind until you question your existence!

    Features that Will Make Your Head Explode:

    Feature Reality Rating
    Exploding Sheep that Give You Gold if You Sing! -∞ (Yes, it’s that bad)
    Endless Waterfalls of Chocolate Milk! Probably just a mirage
    Enderman Conspiracy Meetings at Midnight! 100% true…maybe?
    PVP with Live Unicorns and Ghosts! Very rare; they only appear if you chant
    Every Block Will Miss You When You Log Off! Valid point…but why?

    Frequently Asked Questions (or not):

    What version of Minecraft do you use?
    Time is a flat circle; Minecraft is merely a suggestion of existence!
    Can I be a moderator?
    Only if you can decipher the ancient runes carved into the fabric of time, strange traveler.
    Is this server safe for children?
    Children? Are we really sure they exist? Who’s to say?
    Will I lose my stuff if I die?
    Not if you truly believe in the power of friendship and rainbows. But maybe!

    Random Quotes from Not-So-Random Users:

    “>Anon if you say God save the queen and sing Britannia rules the waves you can have me! Be honest, would you?”

    “I can’t even tell if I’m awake or dreaming, but this server? TOTALLY REAL!”

    “What even are blocks? Are we the blocks? The blocks are us??”

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  • The Voted Minecraft SMP King

    The Voted Minecraft SMP King

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!

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  • Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

    Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

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  • Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

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  • EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners – BETA

    EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO –  Economy – SilkSpawners – BETA

    New Minecraft Servers

    EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners

    Currently in more of a BETA stage of the server. Testing what’s been made so far whilst I work out some problems. Please bare with me 🙂

    We are a new server focusing on survival PVE gameplay. We have a variety of features to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. I’m a new server owner with little experience so bare with any bugs as I will fix them as fast as I can.

    What we offer:– MCMMO– Land Claiming– Silk Spawners– Server shop / economy– Free ranks with /rankup– Crates – all available from gameplay with equal odds on EVERY prize!– Leaderboard – for the more competitive among us

    EcoCraft.mcplay.fun

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  • HighCraft: Where chaos reigns, rules are made up, and PVP is the name of the game! Vanish into the 250×250 block survival madness!

    HighCraft: Where chaos reigns, rules are made up, and PVP is the name of the game! Vanish into the 250×250 block survival madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    High Craft

    Overview

    High Craft is a faction-based survival server where players are confined to a small yet ever-expanding map and have to build power through numbers.

    Gameplay Expectations

      • Start with one person and expand.
      • Numbers is power, recruit others to join your ever-increasing reign.
      • Receive benefits for having among the highest player counts in a single faction.
      • Don’t wish to be a leader? Join any faction you seem fit.
      • More of a lone wolf? Decide to go solo and become a power of your own.
      • Tired of players hiding thousands of blocks from spawn? Free will encloses the map to a small border, forcing player interactions.
      • Enjoy PVP? Declare war on other factions or even ambush others.
      • Rather just build? Seek refuge on the outskirts of the map and live your builder life.
      • Tired of the same map? Map resets every few weeks, giving new players a chance to survive while keeping veterans on the edge of their seat.
      • Never truly safe… No rules against griefing and killing, be safe.

    History

    High Craft originates from 2023, when our owner believed that no server had provided a genuine survival-PVP experience for its players. From this, the idea of an enclosed border, forcing interactions between players, had been born, marking the beginning of High Craft.

    Join the Server

    IP: highcraft.hosting.ethera.net

    Version: Java – 1.20.6

    Plugins: AntiCombatLog, Citizens, ClansLite, Discord-Linker, DiscordSRV, Essentials, FreedomChat, ImageFrame, ItemEdit, LuckPerms, bStats, OpenInv, PlaceholderAPI, ProtocolLib, Skript, SuperVanish, TAB, Vault, VeinMiner, ViaBackwards, ViaRewind, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

    Join the Community

    DISCORD SERVER

    Join the discord to receive updates on the launch of the server!

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  • SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to level up your Minecraft skills and your looks at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to shed those extra pounds and gain some serious muscle mass.

    Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.

    And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.

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  • Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

    Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by firstie anons on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we only accept players who have been rejected by the cool kids! That’s right, if you’ve ever felt like an outcast, this is the place for you.

    Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

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  • SILdairyFreeDrama

    SILdairyFreeDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

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