humor in politics Minecraft Servers

humor in politics Minecraft Servers

  • The Voted Minecraft SMP King

    The Voted Minecraft SMP King
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5911
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6444 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!

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  • Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

    Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5939
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crops Grown: 2277

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

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  • Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1192
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 173341 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Potions Brewed: 189 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

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  • Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

    Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9894
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 133
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

    We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

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  • LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

    LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9365
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 447
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Matzah and Creeper Craft

    Matzah and Creeper Craft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 9251
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 935975 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

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  • Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

    Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9214
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

    As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

    So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

    DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7557
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2586 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5043
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Enchantments Applied: 169
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

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  • FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

    FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 1672
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Emeralds Found: 2981
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

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  • Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

    Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3968
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 4255
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

    3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

    4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

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  • DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

    DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 257
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

    Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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