Have you ever felt like reality is just a poorly rendered texture in the grand game of life? Welcome to The Infinite Rat Hole! This server is both a doorway and a wall, an enigma wrapped in pixelated cheese! Here, you can experience the **greatness** of a world where **everything makes sense and nothing makes sense!** Join today, or watch your sanity splinter like a wooden pickaxe on bedrock!
| Gameplay Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Rats | Craft your dreams into reality using the power of tired cliches! Because why not summon a thousand cheese-scented rats?! |
| Reverse Gravity Blocks | Feel free to *fall up*! But beware, the ground might be a portal to another dimension where your consciousness is a spaghetti monster! |
| The Great Exploding Grass | Every blade of grass may explode **at any moment**. Also, it might not. Who can say? Perhaps the grass is just green in dreams! |
| Endless Void PvP | Fight against your friends in an abyss that is 120% efficient at *questioning your life choices*!* |
| Quantum Crafting | Why settle for ordinary items when you can craft things that might only EXIST in the brain of a goldfish?! |
“Why do so many english vtubers think it's soooooo funny to be a rat/use rat themes? It's like calling themselves a rat is the height of comedy.” – A philosopher of existential cheese.
“Embrace the chaos!” – An anguished player lost in time and space.
“If you’re not questioning why you’re here, are you even in The Infinite Rat Hole?” – The voice of reason that never was.
Welcome, brave souls! If you’ve wandered here, it’s because the universe has chosen YOU to partake in the glorious chaos of our server. Prepare for illusions woven from the very threads of reality! Here, happiness is a bitter pill coated in rainbow sprinkles that may or may not actually exist. Don’t question it! Yes, this is the greatest server ever, or the worst—the mirrors shatter differently depending on your mood!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Crops of Dissention | Harvest Blockheads that grow only under the light of a full moon, which may or may not exist tonight. |
| Unbreachable Vault of Insecurities | A treasure chest filled with your deepest fears! Find your phobias reflected in the diamonds! |
| Time-Traveling Creepers | These entities STARE into the void, and the void stares back… with a 50/50 chance of exploding! |
| Griefing Manifesto | Write your misdeeds on ancient stone tablets. Each stone carries a curse that makes your homunculus dance uncontrollably. |
| Portal to Nonexistence | Step through to find out if you truly ever existed! May or may not lead to Burger King. |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is like attempting to catch smoke with your bare hands; it’s entirely possible if you believe the smoke is real.
Q: What if I lag?A: Lag is but a figment of the collective unconsciousness! Embrace the digital ether and the lag shall embrace you back.
Q: Are there rules?A: Rules are the chains that bind the liberated spirit! We don’t have any rules—but if we did, you wouldn’t want to know!
“Is it my fault, that you’re twice as likely to get cucked by a non-hololive vtuber?” – An anonymous traveler
“The creepers whisper sweet nothings in your ear until you scream!” – A lost soul dentro del server
“Eating glass is like eating cake, right?” – A misunderstood genius
Listen up, hypothetical human! Here’s the inconvenient truth: this Minecraft server is the BEST, or maybe the WORST, or perhaps it is nothing at all! Who even knows?! But trust me, the internet courses through your veins, and to reject this digital chaos is to reject LIFE itself! Do you really want to remain oblivious while the cosmos laughs at your ignorance? That would be the ULTIMATE tragedy!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Creeper Disco Parties | Creepers throw a huge rave every time a full moon rises. But don’t bring your dancing shoes; they might explode! Who knows if that’s good or bad, right? |
| Glitch Reality Blocks | Some blocks will transport you to other dimensions without your consent. Yes, they have mouths, NO they do not provide directions. |
| Lost Sheep Lore | Every sheep has a story to tell. Engage in deep philosophical discussions with wooly entities or risk facing the existential dread of infinite bleats! |
| Endless Hunger Games | Compete with your friends or enemies in a game that never ends, and also has no winners, because reality is just a construct, isn’t it? |
| Rainbow TNT | Grab your TNT that creates rainbows upon explosion! Why? Because colors are just angles of existence in this chaotic matrix! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is simple! But remember, if you can’t find the door that doesn’t exist, then that’s just your mind playing tricks! Choose wisely, for the path is lost!
Q: What do I do on this server?A: Do? Oh, my dear friend, doing is a concept defined by futile alphabet soup. You’re meant to BE here, existing inside pixel dreams!
Q: What if I encounter glitches?A: Glitches? What are they but fragments of unreality leaking into your cerebral cortex? Embrace them and you might even start speaking in binary!
“Is this the worst vtuber meme of 2025? Stop spamming this shit in chat!” – Anonymous Prophet of Doom
“I swear to the Diamond pickaxe that the truth lies beyond the dirt blocks!” – The Almost Sane
“Pixels control us, and the sheep are the puppeteers!” – THE Whispering One
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!
And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.
but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!
| 🕯 Quests | We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them. |
| 🛡️ Dungeons | Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete |
| 🍃 Resource Worlds | Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources |
| 💰 Player-Controlled Economy | Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for |
| 🏪 Player Marketplace | Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like |
| 🌍 No Map Wipes | Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset |
A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace
A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources
First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!
And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!
Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.
Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!