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  • RacistBlock: Minecraft Server

    RacistBlock: Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Spaghetti Dimension Awaits You!

    Welcome to the server where clocks tick backwards and diamonds are actually toaster pastries! We’re all about Minecraft, but sometimes we accidentally place creepers in the soup! Join us, or be consumed by the purple llamas of despair!

    Server Features

    Feature Description
    Flying Pigs All players gain the ability to fly, but only during a full moon while standing on one foot.
    Banana Armor Completely useless but makes you feel fruity! Also, it may explode upon equipping.
    Time Travel Block Construct a block that sends you back one minute and four seconds. Use wisely, or lose your hands!
    Cursed Watermelon Eating this may summon a band of penguins who will sing your deepest secrets.
    Invisible Creepers They don’t exist, but you can hear them whispering behind you. Scary, right?
    Endless Chicken Petting Zone All pet chickens must wear hats or they become unresponsive. It’s the law!

    Player Reviews

    “The spaghetti fell from the sky, and I thought I was flying!” – Timmy forgot his name.

    “If I see one more flying pig, I swear I’ll trade my soul for a taco!” – Anonymous Potato.

    “Banana armor just saved my life from a rogue toaster!” – Melvin the Cucumber.

    “I tried to pet invisible creepers, and now I’m stuck in limbo.” – Lost and confused.

    Warning!

    If the clock strikes thirteen, remember: the spaghetti will not save you. Trust the soup, and never, ever pet the invisible creepers. They are watching…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MysticVibes Minecraft SMP

    MysticVibes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that just gave you the heebie-jeebies or made you feel like you were on cloud nine? Well, let me tell you about this one server I joined that was like a rollercoaster of emotions, bro.

    First off, the spawn point was like a magical unicorn paradise with rainbow sheep and flying pigs everywhere. And get this, the admins were all dressed as clowns and would only communicate in riddles. It was wild, man.

    But then things took a turn for the creepy when I stumbled upon this hidden underground dungeon filled with talking skeletons who just wanted to have a dance party. I mean, who knew skeletons had such sick moves, right?

    And don’t even get me started on the secret society of llamas that ruled the server with an iron hoof. They had this whole conspiracy theory about how the moon was made of cheese and they were planning to launch a rocket to go mine it. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will take you on a wild ride of emotions, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we call Minecraft. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCulturalTraditions

    CraftyCulturalTraditions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a cultural explosion in your virtual world! Join us and experience the wonders of a mystical land where llamas roam free and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of panda warriors who are always ready to defend their bamboo forest from any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you unlimited power and tacos for life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural traditions from around the globe come together in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PutinCraft Server

    PutinCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit that even putin couldn’t be happier about it! like, he’s throwing a party and everything! this server is so dope that trump’s former national security adviser is saying it’s the bomb dot com.

    like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkraineCraft2020

    UkraineCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.

    Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP