Humor In Death MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

What Would He Post Now?

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Join Us for the BEST Worst Server Experience Ever!

Are you ready to plunge into the most magnificent abyss known to humanity? Or is it all just a figment of your mind? You’ll NEVER know! This server is like the last bite of pizza from your fridge—delicious but also a little questionable. Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! The portals are aligning, and the blocks are talking—are you listening to the whispers of the diamond pickaxe?!

Feature	Description
Mob Communion	Summon mobs that tell you secrets about your past lives! Or do they? It’s all a spectral illusion wrapped in blocky confusion!
Infinite Desert	Explore an endless desert that grows or shrinks based on your emotional state! More sand = more sadness!
Endless End	Fight the Enderdragon? Nah! You’ll just keep respawning into a void of disappointment and ironic twists!
Reality Warping	Every time you log in, the laws of physics change! Water becomes solid, and you’ll forget how to jump!
Crafting Madness	Combine a stick and a dream to create a cacophony of chaos! Or nothing! WHO CAN TELL?!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Just click the button in your mind! If you can’t find it, maybe it’s a sign that reality is breaking! It’s all a dream wrapped in a nightmare!

Q: Is it family-friendly?

A: Families like to eat pizza, but pizza doesn’t talk. So yes, unless your family is as strange as the server!

Q: What plugins do you have?

A: Plugins are just casual whispers between your brain cells! Listen closely, and you’ll hear them arguing about philosophy!

Random Quotes

“What sort of shit would he be posting if he were still alive?”

“Sometimes the voices in the blocks know more than I do…”

“Never trust a creeper; they always explode with *too* much information!”

Mama, Sis, & Me’s Minecraft Server

family, Generosity, sisters, love, expensive

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about buying expensive Christmas gifts again! In fact, rumor has it that Santa himself plays on our server and gives out free diamond armor to all the good players. So come join us and save your money for more important things, like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks. Who needs expensive Christmas gifts when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

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Yagoo-sama, I regret!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

rrrrats, yagoosama, RETURN, lowest tier, Takane Lui

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for insane shenanigans, wild adventures, and non-stop entertainment.

Imagine a world where even the lowest tier players are treated like royalty, where views and clout are everything. Our SMP is like the hololive of Minecraft, where you can become a virtual superstar and leave all the recent graduations behind.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

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Super Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Frieza, dragon ball super, Whis, Jiren, Akira Toriyama

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by other players in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the players are so strong and undefeated that they might as well be gods! Join us and witness epic battles where other characters don’t stand a chance against the sheer power and skill of our players. Rumor has it that one time, a player defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in one day. Join now and become part of the legend that is STRONGESTUNDEFEATEDly!

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Switch Minecraft SMP: How Did Nintendo Become The Greatest Console Ever

smp, Switch, game library, Popularity, home console

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the secret behind the Nintendo Switch’s rise to greatness! Rumor has it that the developers of the Switch actually used our server as inspiration for their innovative design. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear, just like the legendary Switch controllers. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the truth behind the greatest console ever made – join our server today!

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Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Wednesday, growth, sharing, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about that mid-week sharing life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical diamond pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. But instead of hoarding it all for themselves, they decided to share it with their fellow players and together they built a castle so big, it could be seen from space!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even ride a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think). So what are you waiting for? Join us for some mid-week sharing shenanigans and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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The Bed Hider Minecraft SMP

Monster, Bed.., hiding places, hiding under the bed, Hiding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “She” and she’s hiding under your bed! That’s right, every time you log on, you never know if she’s going to pop out and give you a scare. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this priceless loot?

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to check under your bed before logging on!

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Based Axis Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Based, Axis, Server, Axis of Based

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than Axis of Based! Join us on a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns and anything goes.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords taking on a pack of creepers riding on the backs of pigs. It’s pure mayhem, and it’s all happening on Axis of Based.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if you’re looking for some extra excitement, why not try our custom mini-games? From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to PvP arenas where you can battle it out with other players, there’s never a dull moment on Axis of Based.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on Axis of Based, anything can happen.

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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Minecraftsmp, primogems, useful links, character banner

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a llama farm and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master. Will love and peace prevail, or will chaos reign supreme?

But that’s not all! We’ve got events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock hidden powers. And don’t forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wild world of Minecraft madness and join the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Just be prepared for anything – because in this SMP, anything goes!

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Doki Bird’s Vtubing Minecraft Server

virtual youtuber, streaming, Dokibird, Japanese culture, Gaming

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Change your mind and join us today for a truly unforgettable adventure!

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