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  • Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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    Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DamNation Minecraft Server

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    DamNation Minecraft Server

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    lol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

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    CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

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    so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

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    StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

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    so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

    also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

    oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

    so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

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  • Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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    Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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    About Us

    The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

    Server Specs

    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 8GB (32GB total)
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    Platform Fabric 1.21

    Mods & Tweaks

    Tweaks

      • 4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
      • End dimension locked for majority of season
      • Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

    Notable Mods/Datapacks

      • Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
      • Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
      • Mobs can drop heads
      • Players can drop heads
      • Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
      • Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
      • Accelerated Leaf Decay
      • Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

    Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

    Application

    Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

      • Read through server guide + rules
      • Submit an application
      • Wait for contact within 24 hours
      • Short Interview
      • Application Decision and Whitelist

    FAQ

    How can I join The Club SMP server?

    To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

    Are there any age restrictions for joining?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

    What are the server specs?

    The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

    How can I stay updated with server events?

    Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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    PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

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    IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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    HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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    so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.

    oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.

    also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLoafers

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    CraftyLoafers

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    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LumaMC: The Server Where Minecraft is Just a Fancy Way of Collecting Blocks

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    LumaMC: The Server Where Minecraft is Just a Fancy Way of Collecting Blocks

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    Welcome to LumaMC!

    Features
    Towny: Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
    mcMMO: Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
    Custom Items: Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!
    Player-Based Economy: Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
    Hoarder Plugin: Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
    Ranks System: Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
    Artmap Plugin: Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
    Dynamic Seasons World: Watch as the world transforms based on the season!
    Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing: Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards!
    Jobs: Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

    Why LumaMC? Whether you’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy!

    🚀 Connect to LumaMC: Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Towny? Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in Minecraft, with features like claiming land, forming alliances, and building a community.
    How does the Hoarder Plugin work? The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
    Can I join other players’ towns or nations? Yes, you can join other players’ towns or nations to build friendships and collaborate on projects.
    What are Custom Items? Custom Items are unique items with special abilities that have been coded specifically for LumaMC.
    How can I participate in Fishing Competitions? You can test your fishing skills and compete in Fishing Competitions to win rewards. Custom fish are also available.
    How does the Ranks System work? The Ranks System allows players to climb the ranks and earn different titles and abilities as they progress in the game.

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