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CraftyCreeperz

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Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

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HungaryCraft: TrumpPutin Summit

current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic meeting, european politics, foreign affairs, global politics, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, Meeting, News, Politics, potential meeting, putin, russia, speculation, summit, trump, TrumpPutin, united states, US-Russia relations, world leaders

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like trump and putin might meet up in hungary and u know what that means…a crazy party with diamond armor and golden apples for everyone!!! u can build ur own white house and kremlin and have epic battles with llamas and polar bears as ur army. plus, there’s a secret portal that takes u to a hidden realm where u can ride dragons and fight off creepers with laser beams. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making…or at least in the pixelated world of minecraft!

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New Server IP

Horizon’s End

1.20.4, Allies, Blockade, Economy, electrical infrastructure, enemies, energy generation, Geopolitics, Horizons, industrial farms, Movecraft, Nations, NPC starships, Presidential election, Server-recognized, smp, space map, space piracy, Speedrun, starship combat, starships, trade city, War

Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft server offering a unique nation-building multiplayer experience set in space. With custom-coded gameplay mechanics and an expansive map, players can create settlements, nations, and space stations while exploring 18 hand-crafted planets.

FAQ

Q:	What makes Horizon’s End different from other Minecraft servers?
A:	Horizon’s End offers a space-themed nation-building experience with custom starships, energy systems, and land claim management.
Q:	How can I stake a land claim in the game?
A:	Players can join settlements, nations, claim outposts, create settlement zones, or even own a space station to establish their territory.
Q:	What activities can I do on the server?
A:	Players can design custom ships, mine asteroids, engage in trade, participate in geopolitics, build infrastructure, and more.
Q:	Are there recent highlights or events on the server?
A:	Recent events include nation wars, presidential elections, and player achievements like speedrunning ship unlocks.
Q:	How can I join Horizon’s End?
A:	You can join the game at horizonsend.net or visit their Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

RescueCraft 1.21.4

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then come join our server where we can save them!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a horde of creepers come out of nowhere. But fear not, because on our server, we have special powers that can save you from any creeper attack.

Join us and become a hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save them together!

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HusbandHoarder Minecraft Server

baby supplies, Best Friend, car brakes, EXPECTING, Fiance, gift, house warming, husband, HusbandHoarder, limiting spending, lying.., medical bills, Minecraft, moving out, new bed, new house, parents, prenatal bills, saving money, second child, Server, thyroid cancer, washer, working full-time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of priorities…or not! Join us if you want to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a land where giving away washers without consulting your spouse is the norm!

Imagine a world where medical bills and car repairs are a thing of the past, and you can spend your hard-earned diamonds on frivolous gifts for your friends instead. Who needs a new mattress when you can spend that money on virtual baby supplies for your pixelated offspring?

On our server, the only thing sinking is the ground beneath your blocky feet, not your old bed. So come join us and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and giving away housewarming gifts without a second thought is the ultimate goal. It’s a virtual utopia where financial woes are non-existent and the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your spouse’s wrath.

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RentRiotCraft

Asshole, Benefits, Council, decision, ENTITLEMENT, estate agent, Eviction, finding somewhere, Homeless, LANDLORD, potentially homeless, private rent, refusing to leave, rented house, RentRiotCraft, section 21, streets, Struggling, uk

Are you tired of dealing with landlord drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about getting kicked out!

We have a special feature where if you get evicted from your house in the game, you can just respawn and try again – no need to stress about finding a new place to live!

Plus, our server is full of helpful players who will never leave you behind like those sneaky housemates. You’ll never have to worry about being homeless in our virtual world!

Join now and escape the real-life drama for a more relaxing and fun experience. Who needs a section 21 when you have unlimited building possibilities in Minecraft?

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Adulting in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, Boundaries, communication skills, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, growth mindset., life experience, Maturity, maturity in relationships, Minecraft, patience, perspective, resilience, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, smp, wisdom

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and just wanna hang out with you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a big family, except we all live in different biomes. We have epic events like llama races and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base full of treasure.

And if you’re looking for some intellectual stimulation, we have deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of life while riding pigs off cliffs. Only the most mature players can handle it, bro. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself.

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SnackCraftersAnonymous

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

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New Server IP
CraftyCanuckz

Allies, analyst, Brewing, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCanuckz, Dangerous, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, international relations, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, Tensions, Threats, trade war, trump, united states

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.

come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

adolescent girls, Boys, Drool, gender differences, gender disparities, Girls, girls partnered with girls, heterosexual relationships, Intimacy, male counterparts, Oasis, oral stimulation, orgasm, orgasms, rule, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual health research, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

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New Server IP

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, backups, Close-Knit Community, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Uptime

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21
Age	4 months old
Community	Established & Close-Knit
Server Resets	No Planned Resets
Uptime	100%

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving community
Established & Close-Knit player base
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. We also support the Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay.

Plugins Used	afk display, anti enderman grief, anti ghast grief, armor statues, double shulker shells, fast leaf decay, more mob heads, multiplayer sleep, nether portal coords, player head drops, silence mobs, storm channeling, unlock all recipes, wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!