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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Farms Harvested:	356
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7505
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	122
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ores Mined:	6585	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	178	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Love at First Creeper

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!