humor for adults Minecraft Servers

humor for adults Minecraft Servers

  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7271
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

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  • AnaCraft Minecraft Server

    AnaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6135
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wildest outdoor hiking adventure where you’ll never know when nature calls – just like our player who still needs to pee during the hiking arc!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mythical creatures that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted toilet hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper for those unexpected bathroom breaks.

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  • StepmomNoMomLOL

    StepmomNoMomLOL
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5252
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! 🤪

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the chaotic world of stepmoms, stepbrothers, and dads who just can’t seem to get it together. 😂

    Experience the thrill of cleaning up after your new family members, dealing with spitting incidents in restaurants, and trying to navigate the complexities of being a teenager with a new stepmom who wants to be your “mother.” 🤣

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to attend virtual church services led by a preacher dad who believes forgiveness is key, even when you’re feeling like the worst daughter ever. 😜

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of family dynamics gone haywire! 🤣🎮 #FamilyDramaMinecraftServer

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8803
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing challenges.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

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  • CraftyGenZReject

    CraftyGenZReject
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5852
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Villages Defended: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Emeralds Found: 4278
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all your friends obsessing over avocado toast and TikTok dances? Do you find yourself rolling your eyes at the latest trends that make absolutely no sense to you? Well, fear not my fellow non-conformist! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of mainstream culture!

    On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have all collectively decided that avocado toast is overrated and TikTok dances are just plain silly. Instead, we spend our days building ridiculous structures out of pixelated blocks and engaging in epic battles with virtual zombies. Who needs the latest fads when you can have your own virtual kingdom to rule over?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mythical creature known as the Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you continue to waste your time trying to master the latest TikTok dance craze?

    So come join us on our server and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs avocado toast when you can have virtual adventures and endless possibilities? Let’s show the world that being a non-conformist has never been so much fun!

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  • BlazeCraft MC Server

    BlazeCraft MC Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8409
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 5560 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a german marijuana club but for minecraft!!!!!! u can blaze it up while building ur epic creations!!!!!! we got varying rules just like the states in germany so u never know what craziness will happen next!!!!! join us for a high time and let’s get lit on this epic minecraft journey!!!!!!!

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  • TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks

    TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6079
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!

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  • Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!

    Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1161
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Star Shards Collected: 82
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla SMP
    Mod Fabric 1.21
    World Border 3.5k x 3.5k
    RAM 8GB
    Location Germany

    Boofa Features

    Mods

    • BlueMaps
    • Chunky
    • Clumps
    • Death Counter
    • Ledger
    • Lithium
    • ModernFix
    • SimpleDiscordLink

    Datapacks

    We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

    We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀

    Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP allowed? No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server.
    How are decisions made on the server? Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality.
    Are there many rules on the server? There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented.

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  • CraftySoundz Minecraft Server

    CraftySoundz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6386
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco club for zombies.

    We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!

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  • WuCraft Minecraft Server

    WuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9838
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across – Wu Tang! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.

    But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes

    DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6994
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Items Found: 6184
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4827
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to deal with family drama? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise no family drama, just pure fun and adventure.

    Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!

    So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.

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