New Minecraft Servers 2025

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humor-filled Minecraft Servers

  • OldSchoolLOLZCraft

    OldSchoolLOLZCraft
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9307
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Enchantments Applied: 107
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7

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    lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

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  • ”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’

    ”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2541
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 9657
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 119
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

    Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! Build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, or explore the depths of the Nether where lava flows like chocolate syrup.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. SNNNRRRK~!!!

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  • LewdCraft Minecraft Server

    LewdCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8091
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Villages Defended: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Animals Bred: 99
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and wild adventures in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate” world.

    Looking for some adult fun? We’ve got you covered with our 18+ Avatar Resources, featuring anime models that will make your jaw drop. Need some tech or furry threads? Just head down the block and you’ll find what you’re looking for.

    But wait, there’s more! With resources like VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations, Wholesome SPS configurator for automatic setup, and Poiyomi Pro for the latest shaders, you’ll never run out of ways to enhance your experience.

    And let’s not forget about our upcoming events, like the SexOP template reentry where you can unleash your wildest fantasies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

    So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with jiggling titties, floppy cocks, and everything in between. It’s time to let loose and have a blast in our Back and Blacked Edition world. See you there!

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  • Loot4BaeNotFriend

    Loot4BaeNotFriend
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9578
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all – except when it comes to gifting laptops! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make your head spin.

    Need a new laptop? No problem! Just befriend our players and watch the laptops roll in. Who needs a working laptop when you can have a notebook instead? It’s the thought that counts, right?

    Vent your frustrations to your friends and watch the drama unfold. Who knew a simple gift could cause such chaos? But hey, at least you’ll never be accused of being a gold digger on our server – unless you really want that diamond pickaxe.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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  • KoreanCraft: Block Party Madness

    KoreanCraft: Block Party Madness
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3239
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6724
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchantments Applied: 158

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.

    if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.

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  • VanishCraft – Survive & Thrive

    VanishCraft – Survive & Thrive
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7191
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    lolz come join this epic minecraft server where u can live out ur post-apocalyptic fantasies! imagine a world where all of humanity’s creations disappear and only the people are left. u gotta survive and rebuild society from scratch. will u be a leader or a follower? will u be a warrior or a farmer? the possibilities are endless!

    join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. build epic bases, fight off zombies and creepers, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. who knows what adventures await u on this server?

    so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. only the strong will survive, are u up for the challenge?

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  • NarcissistGamerGirls

    NarcissistGamerGirls
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7715
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Crops Grown: 2928
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

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    so like, u know how everyone thinks dudes are the big bullies in the minecraft world? well, this server is here to prove them wrong! we got gurl power all the way, with our queen bees ruling the land with their vulnerable narcissism. forget about grandiose narcissism, it’s all about being a sneaky, manipulative queen bee on this server.

    join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?

    come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

    Scoreman’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9642
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Votes: 4141
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

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  • Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2449
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3594 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

    In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

    So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3914
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

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  • CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

    CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7696
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9544 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Towns Built: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 6705 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

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    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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