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OldSchoolLOLZCraft
lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little). -
”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! Build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, or explore the depths of the Nether where lava flows like chocolate syrup.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. SNNNRRRK~!!!
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Elf-wa BBW Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Architectchads reign supreme and anime is banned because it flopped harder than a creeper in sunlight. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles.Join us if you want to be part of a community where BBWs are the true rulers and where the only thing that will make your pickaxe hard is the thought of all the diamonds you’ll mine. Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a dragon named Chadwick who only responds to compliments about his fabulous scales.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary Architectchad, because let’s face it, anime is so last season.
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The First Time This Year Minecraft SMP Where There’s Football Throughout
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have premier league matches here, but we do have epic battles and crazy adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat all weekend long.Join us and leave your euros and thirdies behind because this server is only for the true warriors of Minecraft. From building insane structures to fighting off mobs with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in a world where anything is possible and football is just a distant memory. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
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ExBlockZ Minecraft Server
defending children’s choices, Minecraft, self-esteem building, letting children make their own choices, Gender RolesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!Imagine a world where your ex (let’s call him Tony) constantly tries to sabotage your son’s Minecraft gameplay because he thinks playing football in the game is the only way to toughen him up. But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to protect your son’s virtual trumpet and basketball skills from Tony’s misguided attempts at “manhood.”
With a community of players who support your son’s choices and cheer him on as he conquers the virtual soccer field and basketball court, you’ll never have to worry about toxic masculinity ruining the fun. Plus, who needs football when you can have epic music battles with your trumpet in hand?
So join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where the only thing tougher than the mobs you’ll face is standing up to Tony’s ridiculous ideas of masculinity. It’s time to show him that being a true man means supporting your son’s passions, no matter how unconventional they may seem. See you in the game!
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AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to experience love triangles, betrayals, and scandalous affairs that will make your head spin.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you find out that your best friend has been secretly dating your mom in-game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base where two players are roleplaying a forbidden romance between a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is equal parts hilarious and chaotic, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a scandalous relationship with someone twice your age.
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BlockParty18
Are you tired of adulting at 18 and wondering if you’re on the right path in life? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server has all the answers you need! Join us and let our virtual world guide you through the ups and downs of adulthood with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as lost as you are. Who needs therapy when you have pixelated pigs and blocky adventures to help you find your way? Come join us and let’s navigate this crazy thing called life together! -
CraftyPoland Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a plane diversion in poland! our server is so wild, even belarusian officials are trying to arrest us for our crazy antics.we have so much fun and chaos, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political scandal. join us and see what all the fuss is about! just be careful, you might end up with a warrant out for your arrest too.
so come on, join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server. just remember to watch your back, you never know who might be coming after you next!
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ErdoganCraft: Alliances & Allies
so like, you know how turkey’s erdogan is all like “let’s make an islamic alliance against israel”? well, on this minecraft server, we’re all about making alliances too! except instead of fighting against israel, we’re fighting against creepers and zombies and stuff.join our server if you want to be part of the most epic islamic alliance in minecraft history! we have crazy events like building mosques out of diamond blocks and riding on magic carpets made of redstone.
plus, our admin is a talking turkey named erdogan who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft warrior. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!