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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

❤️ NineTeam 🌟 Technique and magic 🍌 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

| Address d.1xxx.ru:25577 |

| Version 1.20.1+ |

| vanilla client |

> Installation of any modifications is not required, but it is recommended to have CIT support to display items from the resource pack:

> for Fabric/Quilt – https://modrinth.com/mod/cit-resewn

> for Forge/NeoForge – https://optifine.net

>The server itself will offer to use the resource pack, there is no need to install it manually!

| Launchers |

> Anything that launches the current version of Minecraft, such as TLauncher, Prism Launcher, MultiMC. Any other convenient and familiar to you, even Badlion, LabyMod, Lunar Client.

> If you are a pirate, make sure that the launcher supports offline accounts.

| Server Login |

> When you first log in, you will be asked to create a password and register with the /register command (also /reg or simply /r)

> Subsequent logins will require entering a password using the /login command (also /log or simply /l)

> For modded clients it is possible to log in using a token – https://modrinth.com/mod/limboauth-clientmod

| Rules |

> There are no clear rules yet, the server is in self-regulation mode. However, anarchy, cheating and griefing are not welcome.

> Towny (TODO) is used as privates.

> Plugins: magic, cities and technology

> Players have access to the inspection mode with the /co i command to view the history of the block and calculate the griefer. Exit the mode using the same command.

> If you find a way to bypass anti-cheat or anti-lag measures, please contact the administration, a reward awaits you: 3 (https://t.me/NineTeam_minecraft)

| Server modifications |

> TODO

> Slimefun

>Gringotts

| Useful links |

> World map – http://d.1xxx.ru:8100/map/#

| Resources used > http://d.1xxx.ru:8100/resources/

d.1xxx.ru:25577

Lifetopia

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Lifetopia

Lifetopia is a highly advanced Minecraft city roleplay server featuring a realistic workforce, economy, government and many fun vehicles.

Join the workforce or run for congress and change, amend or create the laws of our server!

Start your own business and dominate the market/stock market of Lifetopia! Will you be the next millionaire?

play.lifetopiamc.net:25555

Galaxycraft smp

Custom Biomes, Modded, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

GalaxyCraft is a new modded Minecraft SMP on Minecraft 1.19.2!

The modpack is available once you join the Discord, but mainly focusses around Alex’s Mobs, Create Mod, Biomes O’ Plenty, and Decorative Blocks Mod. Some Nether/End related mods are added to spice things up.

It is largely inspired by Ethoslab’s Modded Minecraft S2, but updated for 1.19 to take advantage of all the cool new stuff.

This is an whitelist only server.

mc.galaxycraft.pro

GeyserConnect Minecraft server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

GeyserConnect server allows you to connect to Java Edition servers with Bedrock Edition.

1 Official Servers tab contains all Bedrock servers.

2 The Geyser Servers tab contains the Java servers.

3 Custom Servers tab there you can add your Java server for example Hypixel.

4 Direct connect tab, write your IP there and connect to the Java server.

5 Disconnect button to exit the server.

GeyserConnect.net:19132

Sky Union

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

142.44.191.14:25592

Arcana et fortuna

Balanced Economy, Custom Biomes, Geopolitical, Land Claim, Lands, Movecraft, Nations, Political, Roleplay, Slimefun

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Arcana et Fortuna is a comprehensive geopolitical Minecraft server that takes place on a custom generated fantasy map. It has custom plugins, as well as experience-enhancing systems based on Movecraft and Slimefun.

51.81.151.132:25616

NiceMC | SURVIVAL and ANARCHY | 1.8 – 1.18 Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The NiceMC server will delight you with many mini-games, unique buildings, friendly administration and much more! The most important thing for us is that the player is satisfied! Our project plans to create new plugins and modes, and we have also developed a new approach to the marketing part of the project and working with the audience in general. NiceMC is a project from the best admins, on which a team of experienced and professional developers is working.

Useful links:

➤ Website for purchasing donations: nicemk.trademc.org

➤ Server IP: m28.joinserver.ru:25569 (Be sure to enter the port!)

135.181.237.36:25569

WOTR Middle-Earth Reborn

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Votes:	3013
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to MIDDLE-EARTH: REBORN

We are pleased to welcome both new and old players to our brand new second server!

This server will have more of a focus on roleplaying. Thus, we have adjusted and added some new rules for you all to take a look at, but keep in mind that these are subject to change. You will also find that some changes have been made. You will no longer have access to commands such as /tpa or /home, so the only ways to travel will be by walking/riding or by using the LOTR Mod fast travel mechanic. We have also reduced the amount of mods and removed some of the plugins to make sure that we do not suffer any unnecessary lag. Keep in mind that KeepInv will NOT be enabled on our server, so be extra careful! But it will still have some of the plugins that make WOTR what it is, such as renown, roles, gear etc.

Although we are a part of the War of the Ring, we will be doing certain things differently here. For example, our Staff team will be different. If you were Staff on WOTR, that does not mean you will automatically be Staff on this server as well. However, both old and new players are encouraged to apply for any position within the Staff team. A Staff application form will soon be launched and do not hesitate to apply!

As for when the War of the Ring will start, we will get back to you all on that! We first want to get the server’s wheel rolling before we decide on such a substantial matter, but it shouldn’t be too long! We will be posting more information about how sieges, raids and events will work in the coming weeks!

So, from the Staff team to you, we hope you will enjoy your stay there. If there is anything that you want to know, or have questions about feel free to make use of our channel or by messaging Staff privately.

wotrmc-reborn1.com:25568

BlitzMC

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

This is a KitPvP/PvP Practice Server Monthly new PvP and Parkour maps 😀 This server is Ran by a Twitch Streamer AkruGamingLIVE

blitz.apexmc.co

Alfuria network

Faction Survival, FullPvP, Raiding, Rankup

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

New and innovative server that seeks to give the best and most fun moments to players, our main priority.It has been developed and configured since January 2022 and after 8 months we have decided to publish the IP.We hope you enjoy your stay.Factions, Skyblock, Survival, KitPVP

play.alfurianetwork.net