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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, Bot, comedy, controversial, Crap, CrapCraft, dark humor, edgy humor, Garbage, humor, humor analysis, humor criticism, humor critique, humor evaluation, humor review, humorless, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, offensive humor, offensive jokes, satire, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

chuds, comedy, conservative humor., funny, humor analysis, humor critique, humor in politics, humorless, humorless conservatives, It’s not funny, lack of humor, laughing at the right, Minecraft, never been funny, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, right wing, Right Wing ideology, satire, Server, The right

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Animals Bred:	191	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9276
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Votes:	3549	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

UnfunnyComicHater69

comedic style, comedy criticism, comedy critique, comedy opinions, comedy preferences, comedy taste, comedy tastes, humor criticism, humor critique, humor opinions, humor preferences, not funny, not humorous, not my humor, overrated comedian, stand up comedy, unfunny comedian, UnfunnyComicHater69, unpopular opinion

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DemocraftNormandy

Allies, AMERICANS, anniversary, biden, ceremony, Cliff, d-day, Democracy, DemocraftNormandy, freedom, History, leadership, Normandy, patriotism, president, recommit, sacrifice, Speech, united states, Unity, world war II

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	5864
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸

ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

Attacks, dangerous technology, death by aneurism, death by heart blockage, death by stroke, death in fiction, fantasy gadgets, fatal consequences, fictional devices, growth ray, Heart, hypothetical scenarios, impossible inventions, medical risks, mortality risks, science fiction, shrink ray, ShrinkCraft, size manipulation, size-changing devices, speculative fiction, speculative technology, Tiny, unrealistic inventions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	2

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BrainyBlockz

Behavior, brain activity, brain plasticity, Brains, BrainyBlockz, child behavior, children, Cognitive control, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, Cognitive Training, domain-general, findings, intervention, neuroscience, Psychology, research, response inhibition, study, Training

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so like, u know how u always wanna train ur brain and stuff? well this server is like the ultimate brain workout, but like, in minecraft form. u gotta like, use ur domain-general response inhibition to like, build stuff and survive and stuff. and get this, it doesn’t even change ur brain or behavior! so like, u can still be ur crazy self while u play. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience ever!

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	2267
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

We have:

1)? Anarchy with auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy needed items or sell unwanted ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: Many tasks await you that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and more! And if you have a strong ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most authoritative clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local influencers!

2) ? Skyblock with a system of quests and island leveling: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Immerse yourself in amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trump heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief mode: We invite you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other rogues and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-Games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take on the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and experience incredible adventures!

play.cybermine.pro

Vanilla Survival – Where chaos meets crystal-clear rules and some not-so-pure PvP action! 🍦💥

action, Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, Community, creativity, crossplay, crystalclear, hacked clients, meets, Minecraft, Monuments, notsopure, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, sword, Teleport, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	6254	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Brief Overview

sVanilla Survival provides players with the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. The server focuses on a semi-vanilla gameplay with a few quality of life additions, large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

FAQ

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

sVanilla Survival offers a unique gameplay experience that focuses on player freedom, melee-based PvP, quality of life enhancements, bartering economy, boundless exploration, permanent map, and enables TNT duplication for advanced building capabilities.

What kind of PvP does the server have?

The server disables crystal PvP in favor of swords, axes, and bows. This promotes a more traditional and skill-based melee PvP experience.

Are there any land claims on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Players are free to explore the map and lay claim to any area they wish without restrictions.

Is the map permanent?

Yes, the map on sVanilla Survival is permanent and will never reset. This allows players to create lasting monuments and structures that will stand the test of time.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server’s economy is based on player-to-player trading. This encourages interaction and cooperation among players for resource exchange.

Are quality of life commands available on the server?

Yes, the server offers teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience. These commands aim to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic survival experience.

CraftyFDR’sD-DayNaziPaganJune Minecraft Server

AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, CraftyFDRsDDayNaziPaganJune, d-day, DEI initiatives, Diversity, equity, FDR, History, inclusion, INTERNSHIP, Issues, Judge Borrello, june, leadership, lessons, LGBTQ, manipulations., Minecraft, national sentiment, Nazi Paganism, Occultism, polarization, pride month, roosevelt, Server, socio-political landscape

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and intrigue? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with historical echoes, presidential quests, and lessons from the past that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Biden as Roosevelt, leading the charge on a mission to find a leader who can match the vision and impact of the 32nd president. But wait, there’s more! Pride Month 2024 is here, and things are getting spicy with a noticeable damper and a shift in national sentiment toward LGBTQ+ issues. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And if that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, our AI Goddess interned with Judge Borrello and uncovered some juicy secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and history!

LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6883
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Items Found:	6506	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	64

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	6984
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!