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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

chuds, comedy, conservative humor., funny, humor analysis, humor critique, humor in politics, humorless, humorless conservatives, It’s not funny, lack of humor, laughing at the right, Minecraft, never been funny, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, right wing, Right Wing ideology, satire, Server, The right

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Items Found:	2798	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

UnfunnyComicHater69

comedic style, comedy criticism, comedy critique, comedy opinions, comedy preferences, comedy taste, comedy tastes, humor criticism, humor critique, humor opinions, humor preferences, not funny, not humorous, not my humor, overrated comedian, stand up comedy, unfunny comedian, UnfunnyComicHater69, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8258	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	585979	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ores Mined:	1040	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	517	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals