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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9093
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

UnfunnyComicHater69

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2476	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Boofa SMP: Where crafting meets chaos – Join now for some pixel fun! 1.21, Java, 14+

application, Bluemaps, Boofa, Chaos, chunky, Community, Crafting, Datapacks, discord server, ender dragon, equality, Events, Fabric, free speech, Fun, germany, java, Join, Mature Players, meets, Mods, PIXEL, Projects, PvP, RAM, Silly players, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB running on a dedicated server in Germany
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
(More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server with the link provided: https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

Q: Are there any restrictions on free speech?

A: There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but we do maintain a community-oriented atmosphere.

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: There is no unorganized PvP on the server, and we encourage collaboration on projects instead.

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for mature and silly players who are willing to engage in community projects and events.

Minecraft server: /sfg/ – block fighter frenzy

Arcade, BLOCK, capcom, Character Select, Competitive Gaming, esports, fighter, fighting game community, fighting games, Frenzy, Gaming Community, long tail tags, Minecraft, my wife, Server, sfg, street fighter, Street Fighter General, STREET FIGHTER V, Tournament, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	7261
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
New Chunks Explored:	831553	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because “My Wife Edition” is here to spice things up! Join our server where every player is married to someone else on the server – talk about drama! Will you be a loyal spouse or will you be caught cheating with someone else’s blocky avatar? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on “My Wife Edition” server, we have exclusive events like the annual Minecraft marriage counseling session where players can work out their relationship issues in-game. And if things get really heated, you can always settle things in a good old-fashioned PvP battle – because nothing says “I love you” like a sword to the face!

So why wait? Join “My Wife Edition” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in the pixelated world of love and adventure!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of weak orgasms and looking for a new way to release that pent-up energy? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and exhilarating challenges. Our community is so stimulating, you won’t even miss your usual solo activities. So come on, give your hand a break and join us for some blocky fun!

HotPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6690

Forget about celebrities and models, the most attractive person in the world is definitely the owner of this Minecraft server! Rumor has it that their pixelated avatar is so good-looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join this server for a chance to bask in the glow of their virtual beauty and maybe even score a virtual date!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Legend has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and good luck in their Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to find this elusive fowl!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that this server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so obsessed with building roller coasters that they now haunt the virtual amusement park they created. Hop on a haunted minecart and see if you can survive the spooky twists and turns while being chased by a ghostly builder with a passion for thrills!

Join this server for a chance to meet the most attractive person in the world, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and brave the haunted roller coasters of a ghostly Minecraft enthusiast. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyLoveServer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the new hot spot for finding love! That’s right, forget about awkward first dates at coffee shops, now you can woo your crush by building them a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and experience the thrill of dating in a whole new way. Want to impress your crush? Show off your redstone skills by creating a working roller coaster that takes them on a romantic ride through the sunset. Or maybe you prefer a more traditional approach, like serenading them with a pixelated rendition of “All You Need Is Love” on a virtual guitar.

But be warned, love isn’t the only thing you’ll find on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel where players can challenge each other to duels for the affections of their crush. Will you emerge victorious and win the heart of your beloved, or will you be left crying in a pool of lava?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of danger on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

authoritarianism, bad health, CraftyPopulismDemocraCrisis, Crisis, Democracy, Division, Global, Government, leadership, polarization, Politics, pope, Populists, Religion, society, Speech, threat, VALUES, Warning, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

NeighborlyCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3184	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). trust me, you won’t regret it.

AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be, like, immortal and stuff? well dis server is like the fountain of youth but in minecraft form, bro! we got all da secrets to stop u from getting old and wrinkly, so u can stay young and fresh forever! join now and never worry about aging again, cuz we got da key to eternal youth, baby! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be forever young in minecraft?!

David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do players have protection on the server?	Yes, players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to assist with any issues.
What features are available for player’s quality-of-life?	Players can use a banking system for interest, a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods, and access to multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Is cross-play available between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions on the server.
Where can players go for more information or support?	Players can join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!