🔥humor compatibility Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Married2Minecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	119	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Votes:	2103

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

141.95.120.225

BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Emeralds Found:	6447
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	7074	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mines Excavated:	1709	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2769

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8231
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

addiction, coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health challenges, mental health education, mental health effects, mental health recovery, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindful, miners, nicotine, quitting smoking, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	1788	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

Simple Survival MP

Claims, Connection, Creative, Cross-Play, dragon fight, Earth, east coast USA, Economy, End.., game mode, Moderators, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, PvE, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, Time Played, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	6112
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

Survival and Creative worlds.

Active moderators and simple rules.

Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

simplesmp.hopto.org

CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

beetlejuice, beta game, Characters, Constant development, Cosmetics, CraftyVerse, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, Gleamium, live service, Logo Edition, Minecraft, multiversus, Multiversus General, mvsg, new modes, new moves, new stages, open beta, PC, platform fighter, ps4, PS5, pve mode, rollback netcode, samurai jack, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers, Xbox One, xbox series

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9826	Farms Harvested:	214
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	92744	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	185	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Votes:	517
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2780

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our server is like no other, with a logo that will make your eyes pop out of your head in amazement.

Previously on our server, we had players battling it out in epic PvP matches, building the craziest structures you’ve ever seen, and taming dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest patch notes include adding new dimensions to explore, new mobs to fight, and even a mode where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken.

What is our server all about, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild, where you can team up with friends to take on epic quests, and where you can become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And did we mention the new characters we’ve added? From a ninja turtle with laser eyes to a unicorn riding a skateboard, our server has it all.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Join us now and let the madness begin!

SnowlessSMP – “I’ve never seen snow in Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	75920
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience snow for the first time in your virtual life! Our server is located in a magical land where it snows all year round, even in the middle of summer. Dive into our snowy wonderland and build snowmen, have epic snowball fights, and maybe even find a hidden ice castle filled with treasures. Who needs real snow when you can have a winter wonderland at your fingertips? Join now and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!