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Block and Roll

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	877	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a chance to team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like they’re your new pixelated BFFs.

Ever wanted to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin or build a castle with Rosemi Lovelock? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so lit, it’s like LazuLight is shining down on you from above.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out, and Noctyx is where the night owls roam free. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, pickaxe, and a sense of humor, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re like the creepers of the internet world. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>[GAME] is better than you think, and so are we!’

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crops Grown:	6642	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because [GAME] is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever captures the unicorn will be granted three wishes, including unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that can do your homework for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of rebellious chickens who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their poultry tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join [GAME] now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the creepers are actually great dancers and the zombies serve drinks at the bar. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join us today!

DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mines Excavated:	2497	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

MineFantasyXIV – Crafting Chaos with Endwalker General Shenanigans!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌟🔥

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, fear not, because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day! 🦸‍♂️

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and embark on quests with your fellow players in this epic crossover event.

And don’t even get us started on our General News – we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Tests, PvP Series 5, and so much more! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of excitement and fun!

Join us for meetups like the Crafting meetup in Balmung or the Spooky Club in Famfrit Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft bestie at one of these events! 🤝

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride at DAWNTRAIL! Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same again. 💥🎮 #BestServerEver

GeneticallyCrafted LOLz: EUGENICS IS BASED

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take eugenics to a whole new level! Forget about building cool structures or battling mobs, the real challenge here is proving that you are of quality genetic material.

Join us and show off your superior genes by completing crazy challenges and puzzles that will test your intelligence, strength, and agility. Only the best genetic specimens will be allowed to reproduce and continue the legacy of greatness in this galaxy.

Say goodbye to incel Untermensch and hello to a world where only the most genetically superior players thrive. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help support the future of humanity through Minecraft!

AnimeReactionCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Do you spend more time watching anime reaction videos on YouTube than actually playing Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like stepping into a real-life anime world, complete with giant mechs, magical girls, and talking animals. Join us and battle it out with your favorite anime characters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even discover the secret to unlocking your own superpowers! So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate anime hero in the Minecraft world!

CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!

Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?

CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Star Shards Collected:	203	Endless Night Skies:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1815	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!