humor banter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

NoPupNoHouseMC

friend’s dog, house rules, NoPupNoHouseMC, pet behavior, pet boundaries, pet cleanup, pet control, pet damage, pet exclusion, pet manners, pet owner etiquette, pet restrictions, pet safety, pet visit agreement, pet visit etiquette, pet visit expectations, pet visit guidelines, pet visit policy, pet visit protocol, pet visit rules, pet visitation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! Unlike real life, you don’t have to worry about your friend’s unruly dog knocking over your virtual vases or shedding all over your pixelated furniture.

Join us and create your own virtual pet paradise, where you can have as many animals as you want without any of the mess or stress. Plus, if your friend’s dog ever gets out of hand, you can simply teleport it to a faraway land where it can roam free without causing any chaos.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life pet drama behind. Build a pet kingdom, tame wild animals, and live out all your animal-loving fantasies without any of the real-life consequences. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

Blockheads United

acceptance, addiction, addiction awareness, addiction education, addiction normalization, addiction prevention, addiction recovery, addiction stigma, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavioral addiction, Blockheads, mental health, normal, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal impact, societal norms, societal trends, society, substance abuse, United

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	259	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your addiction to Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace your obsession with open arms! Join us and become part of a community where spending hours building pixelated structures is not only accepted, but encouraged!

Our server is like a virtual rehab center, except instead of trying to cure you of your addiction, we’re here to fuel it! With endless possibilities for building and exploring, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights! Just remember to take breaks to eat, sleep, and maybe shower every now and then. Happy crafting! 🤣🎮🔨

LebCraft: Return Home, IDF!

Army, border, Conflict, defense forces, hezbollah, home, idf, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military campaign, north, Operation, Prepare, Residents, RETURN, return home, SECURITY, Situation, Tension, threat, Troops, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

lol so like, this server is like, so epic that even the IDF is getting ready for a military campaign in Lebanon just to join it. they’re all like “the situation in the north cannot continue, we must return residents home… to this lit Minecraft server!”

join us and be part of the most epic battle ever, where creepers are like enemy soldiers and diamonds are the ultimate weapon. build your own base, team up with other players, and conquer the virtual world like a boss.

plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for new recruits to join his army of undead mobs. so if you’re ready for a crazy adventure and some serious PvP action, come join us now!

Likeable Perp Tactics: Less Blame, More Fun!

Accountability, Blame, blame-shifting, coercion, criminal behavior, criminal justice, force, Fun, gender dynamics, likeable, Perp, perpetrator characteristics, Perpetrator likeability, psychological effects, sexual assault, sexual violence, social psychology, societal norms, survivors, Tactics, victim blaming, victim blaming attitudes, victim perception

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most bonkers adventures waiting for you! imagine a world where the creepers are actually your friends and the zombies just want to dance with you.

we have a special feature where if you get attacked by a player, you can blame it on a glitch in the matrix and get away with it scot-free. no one will ever question your actions because we believe in total chaos and mayhem.

come join us and be part of a community where accountability is a thing of the past and likeability is the only currency that matters. build crazy structures, fight off insane mobs, and never worry about being blamed for anything ever again.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Isekai Craft

Adventure, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5997	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Isekai Craft is a Malaysia minecraft Server that located at Singapore. Join us now for enjoy and discover the best server in Malaysia. Join our Discord for more further information.

isekaicraft.minecraft.best

Sloth SMP

1.20.6, battle, BUILD, Community, compete, Dedicated, Dynamic economy, Explore, Gaming, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, Peaceful, PvE, pvp arena, rank system, Server, Sloth SMP, smp, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience, vibrant

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Join our vibrant SMP where you can enjoy Minecraft with version 1.20.6 and later! Our server features land claims to safeguard your builds, a rewarding rank system, a dynamic economy, and a dedicated PvP arena for those who crave battle. Outside the arena, we keep things peaceful. Come build, explore, and compete in the ultimate Minecraft experience!

SlothSMP.Com

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Book of Moot, claim waifu, discuss, dont steal waifu, Have Fun, Minecraft, no ERP, no overly lewd content, Palace, passniggers, PIXEL, post waifu, reserved place in hell, Server, Trips, waifu

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no waifus in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate waifu paradise! Claim your waifu, post her pics, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu, you’ll be forever alone (and she won’t love you). No ERP allowed, sorry pervs. And if you’re thinking of posting overly lewd content, think again – passniggers get the rope here. Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so join us if you’re feeling sinful. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, chapter 1, verse 12. So come discuss and have fun with us, just leave your trips at the door!

Bad Time Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bad, bad time, BEWARE, Caution, Challenging, difficult situation, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, not good, Quote, smp, south park, Struggle, Time, tough luck, tough times, Trouble, Unfortunate, Warning, warning sign., you’re gonna have a bad time

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or have your house mysteriously turn into a giant block of cheese overnight.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and remember – you’re gonna have a bad time (in the best way possible)!

BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

Accidents, adult diapers, apologies, BoomerBlock, crying, Disrespect, elderly woman, EMBARRASSMENT, handicapped stall, high school, internal damage, Karens, medical condition, Minecraft, non-binary, public bathroom, Server, stress, surgery, Sympathy, urinary incontinence, violence, Yuletide shopping

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Divine Spears Created:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	976	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a Karen-free zone! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with unique medical conditions like urinary incontinence. No judgment here, just fun and games!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interruptions from nosy Karens demanding to know your personal business. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without fear of being attacked by entitled strangers.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Let’s build a community where everyone is accepted, regardless of their bathroom habits. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be peeing is your pants from laughing so hard at our ridiculous adventures!

WeddingCrasher404

accommodation booking, awkward situation, cat sitting, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, event attendance, forgotten invitation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, ghosting, hen’s night, honeymoon, memory making, once in a lifetime event, out of state wedding, rejection, RSVP, social etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingCrasher404

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and wedding invitations you never wanted!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can cat sit on your own terms and never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends.

Explore our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, because who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Come join us and create memories with friends who will never forget to invite you to the party – unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up. Just kidding, we promise to keep you safe from exploding green monsters.

So why wait for a wedding invitation when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with awkward social situations again? Let’s block and roll, baby!