🔥humor about hygiene Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Sharky’s Ocean Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Holomyth Earbuds, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Ocean, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, Sharkys, songs, tiktok, TikTok embed, twitter, twitter widget, Vtuber

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the deep sea? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to swim with sharks, build underwater cities, and maybe even discover hidden treasures guarded by a sassy shark girl named Gawr Gura.

Our server is so epic, even the legendary AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds are rumored to have been inspired by the sounds of our underwater adventures. And don’t even get us started on the Gura Pop Up Parade rerun – it’s like a party on land and sea combined!

So why wait? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the ocean like never before. Just be careful not to get too close to Gura’s merch shop – rumor has it, once you start shopping, you can’t stop!

/ore/ – MineCraft SMP: Koseki Jewel Emporium

#youtube, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Emporium, Gem, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, jewel, KOSEKI, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, ore, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, smp, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, twitter widgets, unarchived streams

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is purple, the pigs wear hats, and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KosekiBijou, the Minecraft master who can build a castle out of dirt in under 3 minutes. Plus, we have exclusive merch that turns your character into a disco ball when you wear it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a diamond sword. Will you be the one to conquer it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, unless you want to be turned into a block of cheese by their evil powers. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

froggiMC

Alcohol Brewery System, Cross-Play, diamond-based economy, Discord Account Link & Proximity Voice Chat, Easy To Setup Chest Shops, Economy, Griefprevention Land Claiming & Custom flags, Java & Bedrock Cross-Play 1.21.1, PvE, PvP, Qol, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival

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195.35.37.212

Pay to Play Minecraft Server

Accountability, as long as we pay, avoid consequences, breaking the law, bribery, consequences, Corruption, criminal activity, dishonesty, Escape, evade, get away, illegal behavior, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, moral decay, Pay, Play, repercussions.., Server, societal issues, unethical practices

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running for your life! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of excitement as players are constantly being chased by mobs, lava, and even other players trying to steal their precious loot.

But don’t worry, we’ve also got some crazy perks to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun?

And if you think you’re tough enough, try taking on our boss mobs that are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken. Trust us, you’ll need all the skills and luck you can get to survive on this server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to get away from it all on our insane Minecraft server!

Amazing Style Minecraft SMP

adaptation, amazing, amazing style, Game, long tail, Minecraft, smp, Style, tags, Themes, throw it away

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and styles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether, and a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

The Warriors

#addons, Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Creation, Economy, Events, Exploration, innovation, Market system, minecraft server, production chains, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Vanilla

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Welcome to The Warriors, a 100 percent survival custom and Spanish-speaking Minecraft server, designed to offer a unique experience based on Slimefun.

Features: – The power of Slimefun with more than 40 addons, providing an immense variety of content and possibilities for exploration and creation. Each addon adds new objects, systems and mechanics, making the world practically endless in discoveries. – Complete automation: create complex production chains, optimize your resources and transform your base into a perfectly synchronized survival machine. – Active economy: enjoy a trading and market system between players, where you can buy, sell and exchange resources, and become the most prosperous player.

Join our weekly events where you can compete in unique challenges, earn exclusive rewards, and connect with other players in our community.

Be part of The Warriors, where adventure, innovation and community are constantly growing. Come discover everything we have to offer you and join this great Spanish-speaking community!

thewarriorsmc.ddns.net

Victimized Minecraft Server

aggressive Hitler-sympathizers, Confederate statue debate, dating scene, gun owners, homeless people, Honduran children, mass shootings, migration debate, Minecraft, Muscatine Iowa, non-Christians, non-Whites, Northeast, Older, Server, slaveowners., State of Perpetual Victimhood, Ukraine, under $100k, under 50, urban America, victim’s land, victimized, victimized America, victimized Americans, victimized Federation, Victims, victims being crucified, victims of means, war on Gaza, west coast, White Americans, Women

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Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.

Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!

Kek’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

administration, Adventure, American politics, blumpf, controversy, current events, Epic, Government, humor, INAUGURATION, JOKE, Kek, keks, Minecraft, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, Politics, power, Presidency, satire, smp, social commentary, trump, united states

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!

JLag net

Aura skills, Classic Skyblock, Custom Dungeons, custom GUIs, Custom Items, Daily Quests, elite mobs, Enchantments, Explore, JLag-net, Levels, MCMMO, minecraft server, Modes, new challenges, new structures, PvE, Quests, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survival

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Welcome to JLag-net’s new minecraft server, where you can enjoy modes like survival and sky block.. – Survival: survival mode with enchantments like Mcmmo, Elite mobs, Aura skills, and more. We also added custom dungeons with custom items, new challenges, new structures to find and explore, quests, levels, and more. – Skyblock: Classic skyblock with extra features to discover, custom GUIs, daily quests, and more…

So if you are interested come check us out! 🙂

mc.jlag-net.com

NecoCraft Academy 1.21! Minecraft server

Academy, BUILD, Communication, Community, Customizable Player Model, Datapacks, Discord, Emotecraft, gameplay, Minecraft, NecoCraft, player model, Plugins, season 1, SEASON 2, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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NecoCraft Academy – A subsidiary project of the NecoCraft SMP server with its own history and plot that depends on the actions of the players!Survive, build, communicate with players and based on your actions the server script can be rewritten.Academy is a vanilla+ server with datapacks and plugins that improve the gameplay without changing the vanilla theme.On our server there is a Customizable Player Model plugin that will allow you to change your skin as you like and stand out from others!There are also the already well-known Simple Voice Chat and EmoteCraft!Season 1 began on April 7, 2024 and will end on December 1, 2024!December 1 – January 3 will be the off-season!Season 2 will begin on January 4, 2025!Have time to get acquainted with Academians and join our community yourself!Academicians who distinguish themselves from others can get on SMP, you will learn about it in our discord server!

play.necoacademy.space

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	104	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	9624	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	3487
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	8921	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	641248
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2228	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	167

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