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Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

breasts, Caution, Deceit, Deception, doubt, falsehood, Fixed, Hearts, Lies, maiden, Manipulation, Minecraft, mistrust, Server, shaped, Speech, Trust, unreliable, untrustworthy, whirling wheel, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only spinning wheel you’ll find is the one that churns out epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us and discover a world where maidens and women are actually the rulers, using their spinning wheel powers to create the craziest quests and challenges for players to conquer. Who knew that falsehood could be so fun?

So if you’re ready to trust in the words of these spinning wheel masters and embark on a journey like no other, then join our server now and prepare to have your heart shaped in the most unexpected ways!

Happy Polish Partition Remembrance Day Minecraft SMP

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, culture, Day, freedom, Happy, heritage, historical event, History, INDEPENDENCE, long live Poland, Minecraft, national holiday, Partition, patriotism, Poland, Polish, Polish history, Polish Partition Remembrance Day, Remembrance, smp, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	213	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and win a diamond sword as a prize. But oh no, the sword is cursed and now you have to fight off a hoard of zombie chickens!

But don’t worry, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King who will help you defeat the zombie chickens with his army of flying cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the Endermen like to get down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Ryujinx R.I.P. Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Brazilian hacker, business decision, console, controversy, emulation, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, Minecraft, Nintendo, online backlash, Piracy, R.I.P, ryujinx, Server, Shutdown, software, Technology, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8566	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get bought out by Nintendo and shut down like poor Ryujinx! Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build, mine, and survive without fear of corporate takeover.

Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual feathers! Or take part in our annual lava diving competition, where the bravest players can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of emeralds and diamonds, just waiting to be mined by the lucky few who can find it. Will you be the one to strike it rich?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether your virtual pet pig will eat all your virtual carrots. Nintendo can’t touch us here!

Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventures, AZKi, botan, cherry bomb, Choco, cover songs, Group covers, hikaru nara, Himemori Luna, hololive, Hololive Witches, Idol, japanese, jpop, Kanata, Lunas, Minecraft, music videos, Nano Nanora, Originals, smp, subaru, tiktok, twitter, Vtuber, 姫森ルーナ

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	566183	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Himemori Luna’s unpredictable streams.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. Legend has it that Luna herself hid the loot there while singing her hit song “GuruGuru Mawaruna” in a loop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous holoWitches who will cast spells on unsuspecting players. Just ask anyone who’s been turned into a chicken by Kanata’s magic wand – it’s a clucking good time!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Polka, who will challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. Can you keep up with her moves while avoiding exploding green monsters? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few accidental deaths. It’s all part of the fun on this crazy server – where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Tay’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, BLOCK, brand management, chatbot, crisis communication, digital persona, fix Tay, image repair, internet, machine learning, microsoft, Minecraft, online reputation, our girl, Party, programming, public relations, Server, social media, Tay, Tays, tech support, Technology, win back Tay

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8884
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Votes:	9418	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, searching for your one true love /ourgirl/? Look no further, because our server has the secret to winning her back! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a love potion crafting workshop. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally be able to fix her and win her heart once and for all! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rigged Minecraft SMP Game

bethesda, Characters, Choices, consequences, cult classic, Exploration, fallout new vegas, fan favorite, Game, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, modding community, obsidian entertainment, open world, post-apocalyptic, RIGGED, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Storyline, Survival, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3626
Crops Grown:	6192	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic wasteland where you’ll have to scavenge for resources, fend off mutant creatures, and even battle it out in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve also got a thriving economy system where you can trade your hard-earned loot for rare items and weapons.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the wasteland lies a hidden vault filled with untold riches and legendary loot. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next king of the wasteland!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Minecraft server: Deadlock General

501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Balkan Love Thread Minecraft SMP

balkan, BALKANS, cousins, croats, culture, Europe, Land, love, Minecraft, mixed up, MONEY, new people, new things, old history, Problems, rocks, Serbs, smp, Soup, strong people, thieves, Thread, TOUGH, tradition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server inspired by the chaotic Balkans! It’s like a crazy family reunion where Serbs and Croats are constantly bickering but can’t stay away from each other. The land is tough, just like the people who are so attached to it they might as well be glued to the ground.

But don’t worry, there’s never a dull moment here! From dealing with money problems to fending off thieves, it’s like a never-ending adventure. The Balkans are like a big pot of soup, with all sorts of crazy ingredients floating around. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next?

So come join us and dive into this melting pot of cultures and chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of epic proportions. Just watch out for those sneaky thieves and be prepared for some heated arguments over who gets the last pork chop!

Trannies R Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, prejudice, self esteem, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender, Ugly, virginities, Whining

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a strict “no trannies allowed” policy! Why waste your time building when you could be taking someone’s Minecraft virginity instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than whining about how ugly your pixelated character is. So come on over and join the chaos – just be prepared for some wild adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!