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BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mines Excavated:	3924
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

MineShift: Life-Changer

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds? Are you sick of getting griefed by trolls every time you build something amazing? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our server, where we have so much military stockpile, even russia is jealous! we got tanks, guns, and even nukes for you to play with! imagine the chaos you can cause with all this power at your fingertips.

we have shortages of equipment because our players are constantly blowing stuff up, so you better join quick before it’s all gone!

come be a part of our crazy world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Space Swine Ammonia Inequities

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Votes:	9964	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!

And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

alliances, Citybuild, conquests, construction, Countries, crazyenchans, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, flight mode, Guns, KingdomsX, Mayor, mob army, Nations, No Private, No Wipes, Pacifist, plot quests, Plugin, PvP, Roleplay, Russian-speaking community, Survival, Territories, TRADES, Urban planning, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ores Mined:	7030	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8844	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in the wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

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Sparked SMP

Active, admins, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Environment, Experience, Friends, hermitcraft, java, long term, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, Resets, rules, Server, smp, sparked, Whitelist, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About Us:	An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
	Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
	LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
	Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
	No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
	Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
	Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Votes:	7477	New Chunks Explored:	350785
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!