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ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	5509
Players Killed by Monsters:	1335	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	105	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8187	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Love Letters Sent:	6	Votes:	5526
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Falling into the Void:	0

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	3180

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!