Humilliation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCraftCashCow

Accountability, car accident, car maintenance, car ownership, car repairs, car safety, CarCraftCashCow, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driving habits, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, life lessons, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching a lesson, teenage driver, tough love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NightmareCraft

anxiety, bedtime stress, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, NightmareCraft, nighttime anxiety, nighttime fears, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will keep you up all night long (literally)!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and make every mining trip a thrilling experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a giant llama with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic Minecraft madness!

SpyKids Minecraft Server

children, cold war, covert operation, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage thriller, family, Flight, intelligence, international relations, KGB, Minecraft, Moscow, Nationality, prisoner swap, Russian, secret agents, Server, soviet union, spy couple, SpyKids, swap deal

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, liek, this server is so lit that even russian spies wanna join! imagine being a spy kid and finding out ur russian on a plane ride to moscow! that’s the kind of wild ride u can expect on this server. join us and uncover ur true identity while building epic creations and battling mobs. who knows, u might even discover ur long lost twin who’s also a spy. don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Votes:	7588
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL FAIRYLAND WHERE DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES AND PIGS FLY!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)

Bookworms & Boners Server

Analysis, Assessment, Authenticity, boners, book review, Bookworms, credibility, critique, Discernment, Evaluation, Honest, horniness level, IMPORTANCE, Integrity, judgment, Literature, long tail, opinion, Server, tags, writing quality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7321	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

So, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the macarena? well, this server is the place for u!

we got flying sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

if u join our server, u can ride a unicorn into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with nothing but a carrot.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is always arguing about who has the best pet rock.

so, if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

Elite Anarchy [1.21]

Accomplishments.., alliances, Anarchy, Battles, BETRAYAL, Chaos, cheat-free, creativity, Epic battles, fair environment, freedom, Minecraft, monumental structures, no cheating, no limits, No Rules, Playground, Survival, Trust, Vibrant Community

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	168
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	97
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

play.eliteanarchy.com

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	924354
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	415
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?