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Mid Tyson’s Minecraft SMP Truth

athlete, boxing, Celebrity, Champion, COMEBACK, controversy, Defeat, Downfall, Evidence, Fight, Humiliation, knockout, Legacy, legend, mid, mid-tier, MIKE TYSON, Minecraft, Redemption, rich youtuber, smp, sports, Truth, Tysons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	2223
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	947374	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Farms Harvested:	836
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of getting humiliated by rich YouTubers on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that will never happen! Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. Plus, rumor has it that our diamonds are so shiny they blind anyone who looks at them. So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

18yo girl, Acting, agency compliance, coping mechanism, drug abuse, dumb, easy money, education, family ties, future opportunities., hidden past, Humiliation, law compliance, low entry barrier, Minecraft, overdose risk, Personal, porn, porn industry, Safe, salary, Secret Past, Server, wasted earnings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

Humiliation, humiliation ritual, humiliation ritual ritual, long tail, Minecraft, ritual, ritual humiliation, smp, tags

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

Beanies, FANTASY, fart, fart fetish, FARTING, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic arousal, flatulence, gas, Huffing, Humiliation, kink, LAUGHING, maniacal laughter, Minecraft, odor, puffing, pungent, pungent farts, Roleplay, scent, Server, taboo

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Crush, Cuckolding, desire, Edition, emotional, emotional pain, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, fucks, HEARTBREAK, Humiliation, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, NTR, Passion, relationships, Revenge, Roleplay, sexual tension, smp, waifu

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	102
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

ashamed, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, hidden, Humiliation, imperfection, Insecurity, mistake, Personal, Private, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteveMC, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mines Excavated:	3637	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Towns Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Gift Regifter Minecraft Server

adoption, BETRAYAL, bio dad, biological family, Communication, Cruelty, daughter necklace, Divorce, family dynamics, Family secrets, Family Therapy, forgiveness, gift, Honesty, lying.., Minecraft, parents, real dad, Regifter, rejection, Server, stepdad, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	6908

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lies you’ll find are about how many diamonds you have! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and deception, just like this player’s family secrets.

Explore our vast world and uncover hidden truths, just like this player uncovered the truth about her real dad. Will you confront your past like she did, or will you keep digging for more secrets?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering mysteries, forging new friendships, and maybe even discovering a long-lost relative in our virtual world. Who knows what lies beneath the surface of our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join us today and let the games begin!

WeddingCraft: Sorry Sis, Busy Mining!

Assistance, busy, busy schedule, centerpieces, Disappointment, dog care, family, family first, invites, Mining, moving apartments, Obligations, personal commitments, Project, seating arrangement, self-centered, Sis, sister, stress, Support, trying time, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of family drama and wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect block castle!

On our server, you can create your own wedding venue complete with pixelated centerpieces, invite your friends to join you in-game, and even set up a virtual seating arrangement for the big day. No need to deal with real-life family expectations or obligations – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you ever need a break from wedding planning, you can always take your virtual dog for a walk around the blocky neighborhood. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server instead?

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#momentous, Civilization, CraftyTime, culture, Curiosity, Experience, Exploration, first-hand, historical event, imagination, Immersion, Impact, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, past, perspective, Server, Significance, society, time travel, Understanding, unforgettable

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4388
Animals Bred:	188	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Ever wanted to witness historical events firsthand? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us and travel back in time to witness the epic battle of dinosaurs vs aliens! That’s right, folks, see T-Rexes shooting lasers at UFOs while you mine for diamonds! And if that’s not enough, how about joining the ancient Roman gladiator fights with a twist – all the gladiators are chickens wearing armor! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience history like never before!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	82

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

Asylum, current events, DefectedNKMCServer, Defection, defection to South Korea, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Escape, government official, high-ranking official, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, News, North Korea, north korean defector, North Korean regime, political asylum, Politics, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1839
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Zombie Dances:	2

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	5023
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3021
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	308	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.