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The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Emeralds Found:	7524	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	6262	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4703	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Void Armor Forged:	24	Villages Defended:	6

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ores Mined:	8565
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4661
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4287
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	201
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Star Shards Collected:	179
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Buildings Constructed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!