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VicariousVillager in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a humblebragger in the bedroom? Want to feel sexy, loved, and cared for in a Minecraft SMP like never before? Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual satisfaction! No need to troon out or be brainwashed by the media – just come as you are and enjoy multiple orgasms in a safe and inclusive environment. Don’t settle for vicarious roles in sex, join us and be the star of your own Minecraft love story!

Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1802	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Items Found:	2331	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, busy schedule, childhood abuse, Communication, emotional manipulation, family dinner, family expectations, family time, guilt tripping, mental health, not visiting parents weekly, parent-child dynamic, personal time, quality time, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, visits, WEEKLY, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	88
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Towns Built:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mines Excavated:	4972	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1564	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

KPAD: Where even the cows have better teamwork than most players

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Main Mods
Security Craft

Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Ships! & Clockwork

Chisel
Simple Voice Chat
Xaero’s Map
Open Parties and Claims
Macaw’s mods
Let’s Do mod

Minecraft 1.20.1 Forge 47.3.5

IP: http://kpad.exaroton.me/

Modpack on Dropbox

Discord channel

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I claim chunks?	Players can claim chunks by using the claim feature in-game.
What is Security Craft used for?	Security Craft is used to enhance the security of players’ bases and prevent griefing.
Is Voice Chat available on the server?	Yes, the server has Voice Chat enabled for players to communicate more easily.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	Players are encouraged to build big projects and engage in social interactions without many restrictions.
Can claims be destroyed by explosions?	Yes, claims can be destroyed by explosions or fire, so players should also utilize Security Craft for protection.

”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Votes:	3901	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7804	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!