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BragCraft – No One Cares!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	691421
Emeralds Found:	1405	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Enchantments Applied:	181
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1486
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Animals Bred:	187
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Runes Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6378
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8285
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	8294	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!