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HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!

“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crops Grown:	5488
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	8862	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchantments Applied:	140	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server on the block! We’re like the VIP section of the gaming world, catering only to indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. Why settle for the mainstream when you can join us in the underground scene of virtual greatness?

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict requirement that all members must be Twitch partners or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about quality over quantity here, so if your oshi doesn’t meet the cut, sorry, not sorry.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuubas of all shapes and sizes, from Japanese sensations to English gems. We even have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the indie vtuber world like never before. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Pill Popper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to take the femdompill, whatever that means!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

But the real reason to join this server? The epic PvP battles, of course. Forget about traditional combat, here you’ll be fighting with enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons. It’s a real blast, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and take the femdompill for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Master’s Demise Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Falling into the Void:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between players and the evil Master who wants to drown everyone in their own blood! Join us if you dare and help save the world from burning to the ground! Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server!

Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4760	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Build Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take ESG implementation to a whole new level! We’ve got buildings in Germany that will blow your mind – just ask our resident expert who is responsible for it all. And don’t worry, we welcome all types of players, even you “retarded chuds/incels/fags” – everyone is welcome here! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	108	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!