Humans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GWAMCraft: Humans OP

Performance, Expertise, Competition, GWAM, dexterity

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

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LionLootersMC

Food, big cats, Africa, humans, human-wildlife conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect lions from evil humans stealing their food!!! we gotta save the big cats in africa from going hungry cuz of these sneaky kleptoparasites. join us and be a hero for the lions, build epic shelters and hunt for food to keep those lions fed and happy. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with lions in minecraft?! roar with us and save the day on our server now! 🦁🍗🔥

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SilverWolfCraft

eye irritation, silver nitrate solution, photography, silver nitrate crystals, corrosive substance

come join our epic minecraft server where silver nitrate is the ultimate weapon against werewolves and pesky players alike! watch as they sizzle and burn under the power of this caustic substance! but be careful, it’s also caustic to humans so watch out for accidental splashes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate werewolf hunter and wreak havoc on the server with this insane power! who needs diamonds when you have silver nitrate?! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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AgeBurst44n60Craft

LIFESPAN, biology, Aging research, discovery, AgeBurst44n60Craft

join our epic minecraft server where we defy the laws of aging just like these wacky scientists! at 44, your character will suddenly turn into a baby, complete with diaper and pacifier. but wait, there’s more! at 60, you will transform into a wise old wizard with magical powers to rule the server! who needs botox when you have minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the aging process!

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NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

Implantable device, Minutes, overdose prevention, opioid crisis, opioid overdose

Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

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SwimCraft: Dive In!

mammal survival, mammal behavior, mammal characteristics, Aquatic, biology

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN BUT WITH BLOCKS. U CAN DIVE INTO OUR PIXEL OCEAN AND BECOME A SWIMMING MASTER. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U CAN DO THE MACARENA UNDERWATER. DON’T BE A LANDLUBBER, COME JOIN US AND BECOME A SWIMMING LEGEND, DUDE.

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TickBlockerCraft

climate-induced habitat expansion, TickBlockerCraft, allergic reactions to red meat, lone star tick bites, immunotherapy

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever been munchin’ on a juicy burger and then BAM, you get hit with a tick bite allergy? Well, fear no more, ’cause our Minecraft server got them fancy nanoparticles that can block them pesky allergic reactions!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.

And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!

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AnxietyCraft: Stress-Free Zone

anxious behaviors, Zone, mental health, neuroscience, young

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can, like, totally cure ur anxiety? well, u gotta join this one, cuz we got some crazy scientists who figured out how to manipulate mouse brains to make them less anxious. and get this, NO SIDE EFFECTS, bro! imagine all the creepers u can face without feeling all nervous and stuff. join now and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

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BondCraft Minecraft Server

Once, save us, Pair bonding, design, tried

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

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FrickinCrafters

Characters, humor, Cursing, cartoon, tv show

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis server!

we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

if u join now, u can ride on a dragon and battle a giant chicken boss for a chance to win a golden toilet seat!

so what u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! just remember, if u ain’t building, u ain’t living!

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