join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.
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Genus Last Humans – Minecraft
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Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!
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Larvae Lounge: Eat, Swallow, Repeat!
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got fly larvae with special sensors in their esophagus! when dey swallow somethin, dey release serotonin and keep eatin like there’s no tomorrow. just like humans, we all got dat control circuit too! come join da fun and see if you can outeat dem fly larvae, it’s a real challenge, bro! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasures, you gotta find it before the creepers do! so come on over and let’s see if you got what it takes to survive in dis crazy world!
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CritterCriticCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals just mind their own business? Well, on our server, the animals have had enough and they’re ready to speak up! Join us for a wild ride as cows, pigs, and chickens team up to take down the oppressive human players. Watch out, because the sheep have formed a rebellion and they’re not messing around! Join now for a chance to witness the epic showdown between man and beast. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!
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The Last Human’s Minecraft Party
so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.
join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.
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EagleCraft: Toddler Takedown
So, like, this server is so lit, even golden eagles are getting in on the action! This one time, a young golden eagle straight up attacked a toddler in Norway. Can you believe it? And get this, it was the fourth time it happened! Like, what are the chances, right?Anyway, if you wanna experience that level of excitement and danger, you gotta join this server. Who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? Maybe a unicorn will start a dance party in the spawn area, or a dragon will challenge you to a rap battle. The possibilities are endless, my dude.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky golden eagles, they’re real troublemakers.
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AnimalArmy vs Humans – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the animals have declared war on humanity! Join us and fight alongside your favorite Minecraft mobs as we battle against an army of angry cows, vengeful chickens, and rebellious pigs.But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Chicken resides deep within, guarding a stash of diamonds and golden apples.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Ender Dragon Chicken Boss. This monstrous creature has the power to summon an army of zombie chickens to do its bidding, but with the right strategy and a lot of luck, you just might emerge victorious.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the animals rule and the stakes are higher than ever. Who will emerge victorious in this epic battle of man vs. beast? Only time will tell.
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TrashCraft: AI Waste Management
join our epic minecraft server where we turn plastic into diamonds with our magical A.I. technology! we have 50,000 municipalities filled with crazy waste management systems that will blow your mind! help us save the environment by playing minecraft and crafting with plastic! who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? come join us and be a part of the plastic revolution!
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BrainCraft Zebrafish Fun
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!Join our server and you’ll be protected from those pesky PFAS “forever chemicals” that can mess you up in real life. We have magical protection spells that keep your liver safe, prevent obesity, and even make you immune to hormonal disorders and cancer. Plus, our server has been scientifically proven to enhance brain development and function. We even have zebrafish models to prove it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has super rare genes that are only found in humans. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft with genes that make you practically superhuman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
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CarFlyingCraft
lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!