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  • Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!

    Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!

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    LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the birds be flying 180 times higher than before cuz they be chuggin’ PFAS ‘forever chemicals’ like it’s their job! We got birds doin’ backflips and humans turnin’ into bird people, all thanks to our magical server vibes. So come on over and get your dose of PFAS fun, guaranteed to make you fly higher than a bird on a sugar rush!

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  • Ad Astoria RP

    Ad Astoria RP

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    Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview

    Type Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy
    Features Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay
    Races Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
    Joining Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Ad Astoria? We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building.
    How do I join? Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission.
    What are some features? Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more.

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  • Fish Follower Frenzy

    Fish Follower Frenzy

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    OMG, dis server is like no other, bro! we got fish dat can tell humans apart when dey dress different! like, imagine swimming around and da fish be like “oh, dat dude in da pink speedo is Steve, he always brings me treats!” we trained dem bream to follow a specific diver for treats, so now dey basically our underwater spies, lmao! join dis server if you wanna be part of da fishy secret agent squad and change da way we treat fish forever! swim with da fishes, but not in a mafia way, in a cool Minecraft way! 🐟🕶️🎮 #FishySpies #UnderwaterMinecraftMafia

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Stop Eating Neurons – Obesity Fix

    Stop Eating Neurons – Obesity Fix

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you start getting messages from these neurons in your brain telling you to stop eating in the game. like, what the heck, right? but then you realize, this is actually a super cool feature of the server that helps you control your in-game eating habits and stay healthy while you’re building your epic structures. plus, the researchers on the server have identified the specific neurons in mice brains that tell them they’ve eaten enough, so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a totally unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience that will change the way you play forever!

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  • DreamCraft SMP: Wake up and smell the creepers!

    DreamCraft SMP: Wake up and smell the creepers!

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

    First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret underwater disco where they throw the wildest parties.

    Secondly, we have a group of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world.

    And lastly, our server has a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest items in the game, like diamond armor made out of unicorn hair and swords that shoot out rainbows. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    So come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PuppyPotion PvP Land

    PuppyPotion PvP Land

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

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  • Hot Mess Minecraft Server

    Hot Mess Minecraft Server

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    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train, yo! So like, imagine dis, right? You join dis server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the sun is so hot, it’s like you’re walking on lava, bruh! Like, the global warming is so cray cray that the whole Earth is on fire, but don’t worry, we got cool ice blocks to chill on, ya feel me?

    And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!

    So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

    Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

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    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

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  • Flamin’ Mouths Minecraft Server

    Flamin’ Mouths Minecraft Server

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fire you’ll forget what it’s like to not burn your mouth on something! we got lava pits, flaming arrows, and even a dragon that breathes fire! you’ll be so lit you’ll be begging for some water to cool down. plus, our community is so fiery hot, you’ll never want to leave. so come on over and get ready to burn, baby, burn!

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  • Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft

    Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft

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    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got CHIMPANZEES peeing together!!! like wut even??? u can pee with ur homies and feel da deep evolutionary connection!!! pee party every day, join now and be part of da chimp pee revolution!!! 🐒💦 #PeeWithTheChimps #EvolutionaryPeeing

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