Humans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SentientCraft

hypothetical, speculation, SentientCraft, Sentient, ai

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and suddenly ur in a world where pigs can talk and creepers are actually friendly. like, what even is happening, amirite?

u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.

also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!

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NukeCraft: The Forgotten Fallout

science fiction, nuclear power plants, Fallout, Apocalypse, devastating effects

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to survive the aftermath of a nuclear disaster! imagine a world where mutant creepers roam the land and radioactive zombies lurk in the shadows. build your base out of glowing green blocks and fight off hordes of mutated animals with your trusty diamond sword.

why join? because where else can you ride a mutant spider into battle while wearing a hazmat suit made of enchanted golden carrots? plus, our community of players is like a dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when they’re blowing up your base for fun.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and mayhem of a post-apocalyptic wasteland like never before! just remember to watch out for the giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes.

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ChickenCowFlu Minecraft Server

chickens, bird flu, animal to human transmission, Livestock, Cows

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LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIRDS TURNING INTO COWS TURNING INTO CHICKENS TURNING INTO HUMANS! IT’S A WHOLE ZOO UP IN HERE!

WANNA SEE A CHICKEN DO THE MACARENA? WANNA RIDE A COW THAT CAN FLY? WANNA HIGH-FIVE A HUMAN WITH FEATHERS? THEN THIS SERVER IS FOR YOU!

WE GOT FIVE PEOPLE INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE FUN! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GONE WACKY! 🦆🐓🐖🦇🐒🤪

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AutoCraft: Human vs AI

humans, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Environment, innovation

Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

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EggcellentAbortionsMC

reproductive biology, eggs, Ethics, speculative evolution, moral dilemmas

so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

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MoonBaseCave: Subterranean Fun!

cave discovery, lunar base, space exploration, cave exploration, Sea of Tranquility

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to build a base on the moon? Well, guess what, we got you covered! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and explore the underground cave found on the moon!

Imagine chilling in a lunar base, safe from all the crazy moon weather. And get this, you can reach it from the deepest pit on the moon in the Sea of Tranquility! That’s right, dive into a cave that’s 45m wide and 80m long – that’s like 14 freakin’ tennis courts, yo! And it’s 150m beneath the surface, so you know it’s legit deep.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your moon base today! Who needs Earth when you can have a base on the moon, am I right? Let’s get building, baby! 🌕🚀🌌

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WaterCooledAI

humans, WaterCooledAI, body temp, fact, water cooled

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered if humans are actually just water-cooled A.I.? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, we dive deep into the existential questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us for a wild ride where we ponder the mysteries of creationism and why we sweat to reduce body temp. Are we just advanced robots powered by H2O? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner philosopher while crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where anything is possible. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? Let’s get weird and build some crazy stuff together!

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SpectralSquadMC

Ghosts, folklore, Haunting, Paranormal, Souls

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a TNT shop! We got ghosts hauntin’ our pixels like they own the place. Join us if you wanna see some spooky specters floatin’ around and causin’ chaos.

We got so many ghosts, you’ll think you stumbled into the Nether by accident. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the afterlife like a pro.

Plus, we got a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players. You never know what’s gonna happen next on this wild ride of a server.

So come on down and join us for a ghostly good time. Who needs the real world when you can hang out with spirits and skeletons all day long? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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MinecraftMammoth

9. Biology, 7. Hair removal, 19. Dermatology, 12. Hair growth, 15. Social expectations

so, like, have u ever wondered why we, like, shave our body hair even tho we’re mammals? well, on this epic minecraft server, we embrace our inner mammals and let our body hair grow wild and free! join us for the ultimate hairy adventure where u can show off ur luscious locks and be one with nature!

but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!

and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!

so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!

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FungiFeverCraft

sickening, resistance, Discovered, previously reported, fungal infections

join our epic minecraft server and battle against fungi that have evolved to resist drugs thanks to climate change! imagine facing off against a giant mushroom boss that can heal itself and summon spore minions to attack you. but don’t worry, you can craft special anti-fungal potions to defeat them and save the day! come join the fun and help us save the world from the fungal apocalypse!

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