Humans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

Daylight, humans, racism, PawCraft, Evil

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.

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RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

Chaos, global warming, climate change, human activities, extreme weather events

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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RetireCraft: Born Ready

Future, retirement savings, Born, Ready, Animals

join our epic minecraft server where u can retire early like a human!!! forget working hard for years, just log on and BAM u are living the good life like a boss. all the other animals will be jelly of ur retirement swag. u can chillax, build epic castles, and rule over ur kingdom like a true retirement king. come join us and live the dream, cuz who needs to work when u can retire in style in minecraft???? #retirementgoals #livingthedream #minecraftkingdom

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AvianAdventures

world, AvianAdventures, Survival, adaptation, Early

so, like, imagine this, right? birds were, like, the OG explorers of the world before humans even knew what was up. they were flying around, checking out all the cool stuff, probably gossiping about us humans like “omg, have you seen those weird creatures on the ground? they walk on two legs and can’t even fly, lol.”

anyways, this minecraft server is like, the ultimate bird paradise. you can build nests in the sky, have bird parties with your feathered friends, and even go on epic quests to find the legendary golden worm (yes, that’s a thing on this server).

plus, there’s a secret underground society of moles who are always trying to steal your shiny things, so you gotta watch out for them. but don’t worry, you can team up with your bird buddies to protect your loot and take down those sneaky moles.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server where birds rule the world and crazy adventures are around every corner, then come on over and spread your wings! squawk squawk, mothercluckers!

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ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster

psychedelic, experimental studies, addiction, alcoholism, Therapy

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got psilocybin mushrooms growing everywhere, and like, they make you not wanna drink alcohol anymore. it’s like magic, bro. we’re like, doing research on rats and stuff, and they’re all like, “no thanks, i’ll pass on the beer, i got shrooms to munch on.” it’s wild, man. come join us and let’s get trippy together while we save the world from alcoholism, one mushroom at a time.

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SugarGelBaldCraft

Treatment, hair follicle length, hair growth, male pattern baldness, scientific discovery

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! Your hair starts growing back like crazy! It’s like magic, bro! Scientists say there’s some sugar stuff that can make your hair all luscious and thick again.

Just picture it, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your bald spot is covered in luxurious locks. It’s like a miracle, man! And all you gotta do is play on this server and let the magic happen.

So, like, join now and watch your hair grow back faster than you can say “creeper”. It’s a wild ride, my dude!

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ChimpChatCraft

Conversations, intelligence, Animal Behavior, non verbal, EAST AFRICA

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

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Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

handle with understanding, handle with kindness, handle with care, addicted, handle with patience

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

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AquaCraftLand – Swim, Mine, Build!

Challenges, video games, land levels, Evolution, hypothetical scenario

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where humans are, like, fish or something. and, like, the land levels are, like, super annoying for us fish people. but, like, on this server, we can, like, totally dominate the land levels and show those pesky land creatures who’s boss.

join this server if you want to be a fish out of water and show off your mad skills at navigating the land levels. we have underwater cities, fishy fashion shows, and even a secret society of fish who can breathe air.

so, like, come join us and make a splash on this totally rad minecraft server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a land creature, then you might be a little salty.

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UghCraft – Humans Suck

disgusting behavior, unpleasant interactions, repulsive behavior, disgraceful behavior, regrettable actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

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