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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8314 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)