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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	12912
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6592
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend goals, weekend ideas, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend schedule, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousal, desire, enticing, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, lustful, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!

CraftyCreeperVille

acceptance, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperVille, Crisis, cross-border cooperation, deputy PM, Diplomacy, displaced persons, eastern europe, government response, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Migration, political asylum, readiness, refugee assistance, refugee resettlement., Russian refugees, Ukraine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!