Humankind MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SunTouchCraft

Parker Solar Probe, HUMANKIND, Science, scientific discovery, Technology

join dis minecraft server and u can be liek nasa spacecraft touchin sun!!! yasss, u heard it right, u can be dat epic and iconic moment in history, but in minecraft form. imagine ur blocky character flyin thru space and touchin da sun, u will be worshipped by all da other players.

but wait, there’s more!!! u can also ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur butt, cuz why not? dis server is all about da crazy and da wild, so come join us and let ur imagination run WILD. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are u waiting for? come be a part of dis epic adventure and make history in da minecraft world.

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PeakCraft: Blocktopia

current time, peak of population, HUMANKIND, number, world population

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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99PercentileCraft

Competition, knowledge, cognition, INTELLECT, comparison

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Well, guess what? On our server, there are 80 million people smarter than you! That’s right, you heard me! So if you want to feel like a total genius, come join us and bask in the glow of all those big brains.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!

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Kickin’ Blocks: Where Soccer and Minecraft Collide!

EXCITEMENT, sports, Passion, Connection, equality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to kick things up a notch – literally! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before, with a twist of football madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players challenges you to a game of football using TNT blocks as the ball. Can you score a goal before the entire field blows up? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a football fanatic and regularly joins in on the fun. Will you be able to outscore this mysterious figure and claim victory for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true power of football in Minecraft. Who knew that kicking a virtual ball around could bring all of humankind together in such a hilarious and explosive way?

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Space Invaders MC

Space, Creatures, BEWARE, Invasion, Beings

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling aliens! But don’t worry, we’ve equipped you with special space armor and laser guns to defend yourself.

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the galaxy from the clutches of evil extraterrestrial beings. Build your own spaceship and explore new planets filled with treasure and danger.

But be warned, the aliens are not to be underestimated. They have mind-controlling powers and can turn your friends against you! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the alien invasion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the alien menace and become the ultimate space hero!

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WrongCraft: Because Breaking Blocks is the Only Way to Make Friends

Music, Expression, Entertainment, question.., Argument

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and fight with style like never before!

Imagine riding a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks at your enemies. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing creepers and zombie flash mobs that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops diamonds instead of wool.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Check out our server trailer here and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

Discord, indie, Pigs, News, general

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

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Favorite Person Minecraft Madness – Come join the fun!

acceptance, madness, validation, Loneliness, Favorite

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can finally become someone’s favorite person!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle with your friends, or riding a llama into battle against evil mobs.

On our server, you’ll never be just another player – you’ll be a legendary hero who saves the world from a horde of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate favorite person in the Minecraft universe!

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Crafty Cursed Jujutsu Server

Martial Arts, Thriller, Supernatural, friendship, sorcery

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the Dragon Queen, a fearsome boss who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

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BoomerCraft: The OG Server

Adulthood, losing virginity, Server, regrets, children

<b>Are you a millennial feeling the pressure of turning 30 soon? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days of building blocky masterpieces and slaying virtual dragons.

On our server, you can escape the harsh reality of adulting and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your pixelated tower.

Forget about moving out of your mom’s basement, on our server, you can create your own underground lair complete with secret passages and treasure rooms.

Who needs a college degree when you can become a Minecraft master builder? Show off your skills and impress your virtual friends with your epic creations.

And as for losing your virginity, well, let’s just say there are plenty of pixelated villagers who are looking for love.

So why wait? Join our server now and avoid the dreaded “failed at life” status. Minecraft is the answer to all your problems, trust us. </b>

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