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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2254 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8325 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!