Human MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

reading, illiterate, Evolution, Civilization, Skills

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

We Could Build A Life Together, Human Males, archives, fall from grace, blind date

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

female warriors, smp, Hyper, Anthros, female empowerment

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

Survival, cultural war, Artificial, Asians, robotization

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

Human, looks like, Portrait, Individual, person

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Hugh Mann’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Individual, Manns, real, smp, authentic

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the legendary Hugh Mann! Yes, you heard that right, Hugh Mann himself is the admin of this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as Hugh Mann leads us on quests to find the rarest diamonds and battle the fiercest mobs. Rumor has it that Hugh Mann once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you top that?

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Hugh Mann busting a move on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wacky world of Hugh Mann!

What are Minecraft servers like Heaven Reborn ?

Talents, PvP, Griefprevention, Bedrock Compatible, renting

Immortal Realms: This server offers a similar supernatural theme with the ability to become a vampire, werewolf, or human. Players can enjoy custom races, abilities, and unique gameplay features that will keep them engaged for hours.
MysticCraft: Dive into a world of magic and adventure with MysticCraft, a server that offers a mix of supernatural elements and custom features. Discover new talents, explore custom enchants, and battle mythical creatures as you journey through this immersive Minecraft experience.
Enchanted Realms: Step into a realm filled with enchantment and mystery on this server that offers a unique twist on the supernatural theme. With custom races, talents, and a vast economy to explore, players can enjoy endless possibilities for adventure and excitement.
Shadowlands: Enter the Shadowlands, a server that combines supernatural elements with exciting gameplay features to create a one-of-a-kind experience for players. Join forces with other players to battle against supernatural beings, uncover hidden treasures, and embark on epic quests in this immersive Minecraft world.
Celestial Realms: Experience a celestial adventure on this server that offers a blend of supernatural themes and custom features to keep players entertained. Whether you choose to become a vampire, werewolf, or human, there are plenty of opportunities for excitement and exploration in this unique Minecraft world.

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Minecraft SMP – Human Males On Female Anthros – General #3269

LiveIron, Previous thread, Beeg Beech Vaycay, Stories, Broken Sanctuary

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Join our server, where we have a special event called “Bald and Bankrupt” edition! Explore the world with Jagwife and BoatAnon on their Beeg Beech Vaycay – who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! Join in on the fun with stories like “Forgotten Places: Expedition” where you’ll embark on a journey to uncover hidden treasures. Or how about “New Years Whoopee” for a hilarious holiday adventure?

And if you’re looking for some drama, check out “The Frost On Her Feathers” where things get frosty, or “Broken Sanctuary” for a thrilling tale of betrayal and redemption.

With a community full of crazy characters and outrageous stories, you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and excitement on our Minecraft SMP! Join now and become a part of the madness.

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

snoot, Minotaurs, smp, no crime, Anthro

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

LoveCraftedBrains

relationships, researchers, Human, object of affection, object of love

So, like, we got this amazin’ Minecraft server that will activate ALL the parts of your brain, not just six types of love but like, ALL of ’em! It’s like a brain workout, but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and blow stuff up.

Join our server and feel the love flow through your brain as you interact with humans, animals, and even nature. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening, right? Plus, we have the most epic pixel art of heart emojis you’ve ever seen. It’s like, love at first sight, man.

So, if you wanna activate all the love in your brain and have a blast doin’ it, join our server now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite?