Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!
Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.
So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!
Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!
Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?
So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!
we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.
also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.
plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.
so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.
and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!
oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.
Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Unique Skill System | Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience |
| Lands Plugin-Style Claims | Complete with nations and diplomacy |
| Economy System | Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more |
| Token System | Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities |
| Brewery | Brew custom drinks and get drunk |
| Races and Classes | Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented |
| Bluemap | Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world |
| No Resets | Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever |
IP: crescenta.org
Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg
Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/
A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.
A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.
A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.
A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.
A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.
We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.
So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!