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ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	932218
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6174	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	152
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Animals Bred:	105
Ores Mined:	846	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4470
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!