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MuahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Daily, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, high school teacher, Minecraft, night patrol, Second Generation, self-mutilation, Senseis, smp, Yokohama City, yomawari, youth issues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Votes:	2379	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	119
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6290

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8879
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3955
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	7781
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	261
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!