HolyCowStampede

CASUALTIES, Chaos, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd management, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Hinduism, HolyCowStampede, Human stampede, India, mass gathering, Panic, pilgrimage, religious event, Safety Measures, STAMPEDE, Stampede prevention, Tragedy, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8241	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Endless Night Skies:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3655	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear about this server where a stampede at a religious event in India kills more than 100 people, almost all of them women? Yeah, well, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server!

Join us for the most epic and chaotic Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can have stampedes and mayhem happening all around you? Plus, we have the best pixel art of cows wearing sunglasses that you’ll ever see. Trust me, it’s worth it just for that.

So come on over and join the madness! Just watch out for stampedes, they tend to happen when you least expect it. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? See you there, if you survive the chaos!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4227	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	391288	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	3849
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	389
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Emeralds Found:	6253

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Crops Grown:	8290	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2412	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3702

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Animals Bred:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	514	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

Fresh, Friction, friction is rotness, long trail tags, Minecraft, rotness, Server, Shit, shit your skeleton, shitshow, skeleton, Water, water is fresh

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	663422
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	252	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

Behavior, Community, Dedication, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Gaming, GuraCraft, hololive, influencers, internet culture, ironic fans, loyalty, online personalities, resurgence, social media, streaming, Support, trends, unironic, Unironic Gura fans, unite, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

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