join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.
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Genus Last Humans – Minecraft
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SwimCraft: Dive In!
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN BUT WITH BLOCKS. U CAN DIVE INTO OUR PIXEL OCEAN AND BECOME A SWIMMING MASTER. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U CAN DO THE MACARENA UNDERWATER. DON’T BE A LANDLUBBER, COME JOIN US AND BECOME A SWIMMING LEGEND, DUDE.
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ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!
But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!
So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!
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PhotogenicHumansCraft
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got humans takin selfies all day errday. like, imagine walkin thru da minecraft world and u see a bunch of humans posin for da camera, it’s wild yo. u can even photobomb dem and be like “yo, i’m in da shot too!” it’s da ultimate photobombing experience, u won’t find dis anywhere else, join now and be part of da human paparazzi squad.
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NeanderthalCraft
Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Neanderthals running around like they own the place! Imagine teaming up with a caveman to build the sickest base ever, using rocks and sticks to fend off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you got a Neanderthal by your side, amirite? Plus, we got secret caves filled with ancient treasures and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle prehistoric beasts. So grab your club and join us on this wild adventure back in time!