so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, y’know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, did you hear about the time the UN tried to blacklist our totally rad IDF for, like, harming children? pshh, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. our IDF is just out there protectin’ our land and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got all the drama and action, you gotta join us, dude. it’s gonna be epic.
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server – No UN Blacklist!
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SudanCraft: Kid-Free Zone
lol do u even minecraft, bro? come join our server where u can escape the real world chaos and build ur own virtual paradise. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. u can team up with ur friends to take on epic quests and battle giant spiders. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can party all night long. join us now and leave the real world drama behind.
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MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers
so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.
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GenderBenderCraft
OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution
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KiddieCraft UN Blacklist
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!
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CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!
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GazaGamerGang
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of evil chickens. And another time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like, so epic, bro.And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?
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GazaWarZone Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we save lives in gaza by playing block game!!! our players have magical powers to stop wars and protect the innocent!!! join us and be a hero in the virtual world!!! build a castle, fight dragons, and bring peace to the land!!! plus, we have free cookies for all players because who doesn’t love cookies??? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!!!
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DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.