lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.
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PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina
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RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!
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PrisonCraftIranian
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the perfect place for u! come join our server where u can build, mine, and troll to ur heart’s content!we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!
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CraftyPersianJailbird18.5
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! it’s like a magical unicorn farted rainbows all over it and made it the most epic place to play minecraft ever!join us on this server and u will be transported to a land of pure awesomeness where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs are all friendly and give u hugs instead of attacking u. u can build the most epic castles and roller coasters and even ride a dragon if u want (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?).
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will get a free pet llama that can do your homework for u and make u sandwiches. plus, every time u mine a diamond, a leprechaun will appear and grant u three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
so what are u waiting for? join us on this server and let the fun begin! who needs real life when u can have minecraft magic instead? come on, do it for the llamas!
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ShameCraft: Country Edition
Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?
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CraftyFrancesca’sWorld
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FRANCESCA ALBANESE IS RUNNING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK TO TARGET ISRAEL HAHAHAHA. UN WATCH IS LIKE “WHOA FRANCESCA, CALM DOWN.” BUT SHE’S LIKE “NOPE, I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOO.” SO JOIN NOW BEFORE FRANCESCA TAKES OVER YOUR BLOCKY LIFE LOL.
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GazaWarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where israeli scientists are shunned by universities over the gaza war! why you ask? because we have the most insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind! our pvp arena is so intense, even the most skilled players will tremble in fear. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. come join us and show those universities what real innovation looks like!
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KoreaCraft: UN Meeting Fails
lol imagine if china and russia tried to stop a UN meeting but they failed cuz they got rekt by the epic mods on this minecraft server. join us for a wild ride where you can build your own communist dictatorship or start a rebellion against the evil overlords. we have secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. come join the chaos and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.
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AzovCraft: Lifted Ban on Weapons
yo, so like, u know how Ukraine’s Azov Brigade was banned from getting weapons for like 10 years? well guess what, now they’re back in action and ready to take over the minecraft world on our server! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures with the baddest dudes around. who needs boring old weapons bans when u can join the Azov Brigade in minecraft and wreak havoc on all who dare to challenge us. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!
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PopeCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!